I Hate Christmas

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Carroll Spinney

Caroll Edwin Spinney (December 26, 1933 – December 8, 2019) was an American puppeteer, cartoonist, author, artist and speaker, most famous for playing Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch on Sesame Street from its inception in 1969 until 2018. more »

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1996

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I can't think of anything that's dumber 
To a grouch, Christmas is a bummer! 

Beaming faces everywhere, happiness is in the air 
I'm telling you, it isn't fair! 
I hate Christmas! 

People loaded with good will, giving presents, what a thrill 
That slushy nonsense makes me ill 
I hate Christmas! 

I'd rather have a holiday like normal grouches do 
Instead of getting presents, they take presents back from you 
Heh heh 

Here comes Santa, girls and boys 
So, who needs that big red noise! 
I'll tell him where to put his toys 
I hate Christmas! 

And if you want the truth, I ain't so crazy about Thanksgiving or Labor Day either! 
Christmas carols to be sung, decorations to be hung 
Oh, yeah? Well, I stick out my tongue! 
I hate Christmas! 

Christmas bells play loud and strong 
Hurts my ears, all that ding dong 
Besides it goes on much too long 
I hate Christmas! 

I'd rather have a holiday with a lot less joy and flash 
With a lot less cheerful smiling, and a lot more dirty trash, yeah! 

Christmas Day is almost here 
When it's over, then I cheer 
I'm glad it's only once a year 
I hate Christmas!

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