Headline News
Weird Al Yankovic
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Once, there was this kid who Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint And when he finally came back He had cane marks all over his bottom He said that it was from when The warden whacked it so hard Mm mm mm mm, mm mm mm mm, ah Once there was this girl who Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion And when she finally made it She saw some other girl who was better And so she hired some guy to Club her in the kneecap Mm mm mm, mm mm mm mm Ah, mm mm mm mm, mm mm mm mm They got paid for their sound bites And sold their TV movie rights And then, there was this guy who Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his wiener And when he finally came to He found that Mr. Happy was missing He couldn't quite explain it It'd always just been there Mm mm mm mm, mm mm mm mm Mm mm mm mm, mm mm mm mm Ah ah (There) ah ah (Were) Ah ah (There) ah ah (Is) Ah ah (There) ah ah (Were) Ah ah (There) ah ah (Is) Ah ah (There) ah ah (Were) Ah ah (There) ah ah (Is) Ah ah (There) ah ah (Were) Ah ah (There) ah ah (Is) (There were, there is) (There were, there is)
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Written by: BRAD ROBERTS, WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
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