Warthog Rhapsody

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Nathan Lane

Nathan Lane (born Joseph Lane; February 3, 1956) is an American actor and writer. He has played the roles of Albert in The Birdcage, Max Bialystock in the musical The Producers, Ernie Smuntz in MouseHunt, Nathan Detroit in Guys and Dolls and Pseudolus in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum. His voice work includes The Lion King as Timon and Stuart Little as Snowbell, and has played recurring roles on Modern Family, The Good Wife, and The People v. O. J. Simpson: American Crime Story as F. Lee Bailey. He has received three Tony Awards: he won the Tony Award for Best Actor in a Musical for A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum and The Producers and the Tony Award for Best Featured Actor in a Play for Angels in America, as well as six Drama D… more »

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Now if you want a role model 
Of a life most blissfully led 
Then look no further than Pumbaa here 
Than this laid-back quadruped 

Relaxation's the name of the game 
Be cool and be thick-skinned 
Let my lifestyle be your reference frame 

As long as you stand upwind 

Your guide must be this rhapsody 

I gets up when I likes 

He's got it all worked out 

I plans the day ahead 

He's got it all worked out 

When inspiration strikes 

He's got it all worked out 

I go right back to bed 

He's got it all worked out 

But though he may not be one of nature's dynamos 
His mind is on the ball and far from comatose 
Don't dismiss the warthog philosophy 

Take it from he! 
He's got it all worked out 

Take it from me! 

He's got it all worked out 

Now who wants to be a hunter 
Chasing food all over the place 

More often than not it gets away 

Who needs the thrill of the chase? 

Why move mountains to get your chow 
When you only need to move a log 

Make it your dietary resolve for now 
To eat like the old warthog 
Regarding food 

Hm

His attitude 
It's bugs for every meal 

I've got it all worked out 

So full of vitamins 

I've got it all worked out 

No need to cook or peel 

I've got it all worked out 

He eats 'em in their skins 

I've got it all worked out 

They're delectable, available, the perfect snack 
They ain't endangered species 
And they don't fight back 

Don't dismiss the warthog gastronomy 
Take it from he 

Take it from me 

Take it from he 
He's got it all worked out 

So remember when you see us staring into space 
We're caught between a pillow and a soft, soft place 
Don't resist the warthog mentality 

Take it from he 

Take it from me 

Take it from he 
Take it from we 
We've got it all worked out

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