Mona Lisa
The Lonely Island
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What's up y'all? This is Conner4Real You know I've been all around the world, right? But tonight I'm on my dumb shit I'm landed in Paris at a quarter to noon So excited to see her, I went straight to the Louvre I heard she's exquisite, so I bought my ticket Pushed my way to the front of the crowd And I couldn't believe what I saw Mona Lisa, you're an overrated piece of shit With your terrible style and your dead shark eyes And a smirk like you're hiding a dick What the f*ck is this garbage? Mona Lisa, the original basic bitch Traveled thousands of miles to see your beautiful smile Talk about a bait and switch, you ugly I'm landed in Cairo to see the pyramids But what did I find there? A dirty pile of bricks There was trash all over and a very foul odor The smell was that of a camel's ass But even that wasn't as bad as Mona Lisa, you're worse than the pyramids Can someone explain why the whole wide world Is obsessed with a Garbage Pail Kid? Looks like a Garbage Pail Kid And Da Vinci must have sucked an art historian's dick To get this girl who looked like uncooked bread At the top of the all-time list of paintings Mona Lisa, I got to know Where the f*ck are your eyebrows, I really wanna know You could land a helicopter on that big potato forehead Get this chick some Rogaine You a bloated corpse, girl I'm an American man, this is my native land Where no one lies about paintings But that's not the case in France Where the naked ladies dance and they look like Dennis Franz You're so mangy, Mona Hair part wider than a country road Unless you count cats, she died alone-a The Mona Lisa sucks, la da-da-da-da
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Written by: AKIVA SCHAFFER, ANDREW D. SAMBERG, BRANDON KENNETH BELL, JORMA TACCONE, KHARI CAIN
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