I'm Just a Human

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Year:

1994

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You are just like me 
I'm just a human 
I am just like you 
I'm just a human 
We all stand or sit when we pee 
I'm just a human just a human being 
When I doo-doo is my shit not brown 
It's a universal thing we all flush it down 
And when you wipe do you look at the tissue 
Most folks do, it ain't even an issue 
Hot stuff makes it burn comin out 
I bet everyone knows what I'm talkin about 
'Cause we are all one race on this planet 
We all burp and fart, and that's the way God planned it 
So don't act like your superior 
Eat something bad an just like me you'll get diarrhea 
'Cause black, white, yellow, red, brown or gold 
Our shit all comes from the same little hole 
You are just like me 
I'm just a human 
I am just like you 
I'm just a human 
We all stand or sit when we pee 
I'm just a human just a human being 
Like most humans in my car I pick my nose 
We've all mined a rock or two I'd suppose 
The nose might be white when you reach to clean 
But red, yellow, brown or black the booger's still green 
An sometimes it's anchored to some snot 
That hangs from your nose, and you're afraid it's gonna drop 
So you catch it in your hand and hope no one realizes 
You've got mucous on your hand while your driving 
So you look for a place to try and hide it 
You open up your mouth, and there you slide it 
But it ain't really much for you to worry about 
'Cause you won't be first or last to put a booger in your mouth 
You are just like me 
I'm just a human 
I am just like you 
I'm just a human 
We all stand or sit when we pee 
I'm just a human 
Just a human being 
Sometimes I smell the lint from my belly button 
How could somethin' so small make a stench so rotten 
At night there's always jam between my toes 
Sometimes I pull it out, and that's the way it goes 
When I'm alone I'll take a leak in the shower 
I bet you do it too, it's only water 
I pick sleep from my eyes and wax from my ears 
I rub the goo between my fingers and I watch it disappear 
It might sound gross to you 
But these are the things we all do 
So shake hands with your fellow man but first 
Make sure he's washed his hands 
You are just like me 
I'm just a human 
I am just like you 
I'm just a human 
We all stand or sit when we pee 
I'm just a human 
Just a human being

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