Creepy Old Guy

Adam Dannheisser, Leslie Kritzer, Alex Brightman, Original Broadway Cast of Beetlejuice, Sophia Caruso, Rob McClure, Kerry Butler

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Kerry Butler

Kerry Marie Butler (born June 18, 1971) is an American actress known primarily for her work in theatre. more »


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2019
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Way back when
I was just ten
Simple and sweet
Everywhere
Fellas would stare
Out on the street
And I felt used
Kinda confused
I would refuse to look in their eyes
But now I really love creepy old guys

We all do

Gum disease

Skin like grilled cheese

Saggy old asses

Saggy old asses

It's cute and vile

"Hey baby, smile!"

To each girl that passes

They make me blush

Can't get enough

Now one of 'em loves me, wants to be mine

That's right

Marrying my own creepy old guy

I'm a creepy old guy

My creepy old guy, my creepy old guy
I'm so happy I could cry

Girls may seem disgusted, but we're actually just shy

The creepy old groom

Creepy old groom

Play that wedding tune

Hey folks, step aside

I am older, but I'm glad I waited

'Cause here comes the bride
I am marrying my creepy old guy

Creepy old guy, creepy old guy, creepy old guy
She's marrying 

Creepy old guy, creepy old guy, creepy old guy

Fix his hair
Get him prepared
For Armageddon

Sure, the groom
Crawled out of a tomb

But hey, hey, it's a wedding

So dim the lights
Pick up some rice
Say something nice
It's my day to shine
I'm getting hitched to my creepy old guy

It's showtime

Creepy old guy, creepy old guy
She's marrying a creepy old guy

Have you guys seen "Lolita"?
This is just like that, but fine

Creepy old dude, creepy old dude
Our faith has been renewed
Now love is alive

Wave your baby girl goodbye
I am walking down the aisle
I wanna see a tear in every eye as I pass by
I know that on the outside he's disgusting
And even on the inside, he's disgusting
But I know that this time, I'm makin' it right

Making it right, making it right

With my family by my side

O-M-G
Dressed to a "T"
Fancy and formal
I found me a wife
L'chaim! To life
This is so normal
I was ignored
But now, I'm adored
'Cause I extorted, tortured, and lied
Give it up for my underage bride

Here comes the bride
Here comes the bride
God be glorified

I can't believe some cultures think this kind of thing's alright

My creepy old guy
My creepy old guy
Doesn't he deserve a chance at life?

Oh yeah, that's right

Yeah, that's right

Let's make him alive
I am marrying my creepy old guy

Guy, guy, guy, creepy old guy, guy, guy, creepy old guy
Guy, guy

I have chills

Yeah

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