Invasion of the Flat Booty B******
Too Short
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Yeah, that's right We gon' flash back to 1983 I'ma show you niggas how I was spittin' this pimp game Before most of you niggas even started rappin' 1983, Too Short Word for word Like this, baby Invasion of the flat booty bitches A nigga like me, I know what's up I want a nasty bitch with a lotta butt If I can't find one anywhere It turns my dreams to nightmares Baby, right there, ain't got no ass But she's okay if she's got cash Bitches, bitches, bitches Invasion of the flat booty bitches I'll tell you 'bout a day that I had Seen nothin' but bitches with no ass I woke up early, feeling right Do the same damn thing every day of my life 'Cause every morning, you know I get A good blow job from a real fine bitch Strokin', smokin', Sir Too Short Thinking about the day before 30 minutes after I rolled out I pulled a freak, took her to my house She was hella young with a lot of butt She sucked my dick and then we fucked That good tight pussy, I couldn't pass A light-skined freak with so much ass At 1 P.M., I was fuckin' away I wanna do the same thing again today Today my story made itself Every bitch I saw was flat as hell I told myself, "I must need glasses" Where's them bitches with the big round asses? Me and me homie just wanna be tuff Bring two bitches then switch 'em up It was 3:35, the strip was lit Every two blocks I saw a different bitch Waiting on the bus, someone was walking Me and my homie just started talking I said, "Homie, she looks good" He said, "That ass is flat as wood" I said, "What about baby in the black?" And he said "Short, she's all that" Bitches, bitches, bitches Invasion of the flat booty bitches Every single day of the week For every n*gger living, there's a freak If you got game and a bed Why not get fucked and get some head? 'Cause bitches all over wanna get fucked I just need one with a lot of butt Me and my homie rollin' and smokin' Flat booty bitches took over Oakland I told my homie, "I hate to say All the bitches with ass stay home today" And he said, "Short, what now" Put the pedal to the metal and hit the beat town I thought them bitches out there was fine But the invasion was on and it fucked my mind Bitches, bitches, bitches Invasion of the flat booty bitches We hit the beat town like Oakland players I knew it, bitches was everywhere The first one had tities so fat But that don't work, her ass was flat The second bitch was flat too Talked about the bitch like a muthafuckin' fool I said beyotch, I know I'm capin' Where's your ass, baby? What happened? She turned around, caped back on me Said, "F*ck you, nigga, where's your teeth" I dam near fell jumping out the car But I slapped that bitch and slapped her hard My homie said, "Short, we gots to cut" But I was spankin' that bitch on her big flat butt We parked the car and took a walk I saw another bitch and I had to talk I said, "Baby, baby, baby, come here Yeah, you baby with the long, long hair" Baby, came over from across the street Standing on the corner talking to me I was spittin' the game but I talked too fast 'Cause I didn't even notice that she had a flat ass Sheit and I was ready to go We was rollin' back to the O' I told that bitch, "I changed my mind" She looked at me and she said, "Why?" I said, “I'm Sir, Too Short, the Oakland player I'm not one of them niggas who don't care” It's no thang to do my duty But not with you and your flat booty In the Berkley town what did we find Freak after freak with no behind One long day, I never got in I'm glad that shit never happened again Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches The invasion, beyotch, is on That's that old school, '83 Still pimpin', baby Short dog You know I can't stay away from this game
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Written by: E. SERMON, J. BRALOWER, J.B. MOORE, K. WALKER, R. SIMMONS, S. GLASSMAN
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