If I were a Moose and you were a cow
Would you love me anyhow?
Would you introduce me to your folks
Would you tell your friends, "No Moose jokes!" »
If I Were a Moose
I Will Stand Fast
by Fred Small
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rebuilding relocated
saliva glands, and chimpanzee acne! And of course Moose bumps.
You can call 1 800PP51 DooDoo. I'm in your corner." »
I Got to Tell You
Dr. Octagonecologyst
by Dr. Octagon
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And it took me 'til the end of time
I was all out of luck like a duck, like a duck that died
I was all out of juice like a Moose, like a Moose denied »
Stalk of Wheat [DVD][*]
Here Come the ABC's [CD/DVD]
by They Might Be Giants
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And it took me till the end of time
I was all out of luck like a duck, like a duck that died
I was all out of juice like a Moose, like a Moose denied »
Stalk of Wheat
The Spine
by They Might Be Giants
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I been hangin' around gas stations
I been learnin' 'bout tires
I been talkin' to grease monkeys
I been workin' on cars
Moose Jaw, Broadview, »
Runnin' Back to Saskatoon
Live at the Paramount
by The Guess Who
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chested canary
Who as a Moose can sing bass. »
Chariots of Silk
Across the Airwaves
by Marc Bolan & T. Rex
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Christmas
fah who ra-moose
welcome Christmas
dah who da-moose
welcome Christmas
while we stand
heart to heart
hand in hand
Fah who for-aze
dah who »
Welcome Christmas
Ghosts of Christmas Past
by The New York Room
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stations
I been learnin' 'bout tires
I been talkin' to grease monkeys
I been workin' on cars
Moose Jaw saw a few, Moosomin too
Runnin' back »
Runnin' Back to Saskatoon [Single Version]
Anthology
by The Guess Who
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harmonica ------
I been hangin' around gas stations
I been learnin' 'bout tires
I been talkin' to grease monkeys
I been workin' on cars
Moose »
Runnin' Back to Saskatoon
The Best of the Guess Who, Vol. 2
by The Guess Who
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aching back.
She'll make you shiver make my fleshiver.
Waiting's over she's singing.
Surfs the shaking roof of my mouth.
I am the Moose I'll howl »
Shiver [Live]
Capsule: The Best of KOD 1988-94
by Kitchens of Distinction
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going on
I'm a fucking redneck,
I live to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing
And kill some Moose.
I like to shoot the shit, »
Levi Johnston's Blues
Lonely Avenue
by Nick Hornby
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as they draw
Bottom of the lake I watched the waterbugs skate
memories like mohair sweaters
Stretched and piled faux distressed letters
Moose's horns »
The Naming of Things
Andrew Bird & the Mysterious Production of Eggs
by Andrew Bird
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did the jerk.
It didn't work, no.
I did the Moose.
Oh no, not the moose!
Monkey wasn't funkin'
Chicken wasn't pickin'
But she was not just knee »
(Not Just) Knee Deep
Uncle Jam Wants You
by Funkadelic
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get on
Gotta get going
Gotta get on
Dirty moose
To get along tomorrow
Better fight now
Coz I need you, yeah
Baby don't get tricky
I ain't »
Dirty Moose
Hell of a Tester
by The Rasmus
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A goose and a goose make two geese.
A Moose and a Moose make two meese?
A mouse and a mouse make two mice.
A grouse and a grouse make grice? Greece. »
One Buffalo, Two Buffali
I Am the Cute One
by Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
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I walked out this morning
My Moose skin was jiving
I don't have to warn ya
Black clouds are coming
Headlines to the west
Skylines falling down »
King of Kings
The Jayhawks (aka The Bunkhouse Album)
by The Jayhawks
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the north wind in
And fly across the continent
Up to Canada,
Whoa, Canada
To view a true Moose, uuhhhmm
Wet your pants, ha!
In a cold stream
Eat »
Motor Bungalow
Mr. Music Head
by Adrian Belew
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Yo Moose, stop the car right here.
Alright, give it here, give it here.
No man let me do it, cool ice.
Stay in the car man, stay in the car. Stay »
Smoked Pork
Body Count
by Body Count
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should hear what it calls you!
I look like cotton candy.
They got so many flies on her wig, she needs a bug zapper!
I want to go and get a Moose on your »
Wig
Bouncing Off the Satellites
by The B-52's
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mice. A pair of Moose is meese.
A paranoia is a bunch of mental blocks.
And when Ben Casey meets Kildaire, that's called a paradox.
When two minks fall »
One Hippopotami
My Son, the Greatest: The Best of Allan Sherman [LP]
by Allan Sherman
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Look out into the parlor and feast your eyes
On the Moose head on the wall
Perhaps you'd like to play the organ
They tune it every other fall
When »
There's a Small Hotel
Together
by Joe Williams
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Look out into the parlor and feast your eyes
On the Moose head on the wall
Perhaps you'd like to play the organ
They tune it every other fall
When »
There's a Small Hotel
Sings the Select Rodgers & Hart
by Frank Sinatra
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Just a little old Moose lodge, the crowd was okay
But you'd never got rich from the money they'd pay
It's mostly been silent since Rod was around »
Rod McNeil
The Crossing
by Tim O'Brien
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learned my alphabet from A to zed
They all live on donuts and Moose meat
And they leave the house without packin' heat
Never even bring their guns »
Canadian Idiot
Straight Outta Lynwood
by Weird Al Yankovic
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learned my alphabet from A to zed
They all live on donuts and Moose meat
And they leave the house without packin' heat
Never even bring their guns »
Canadian Idiot [5.1 Surround Sound/Enhanced Stereo/Karaoke Mix][Multime
Straight Outta Lynwood
by Weird Al Yankovic
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