Lyrics:
A mama's pride and joy
Another Presbyterian boy
Out in the wide, wide world
Out on a limb
I've been makin' some silly mistakes
I've been blowin' some
(between)
The Presbyterian Parliament and the military
Who meant to have an independent bent and so,
The second civil war broke out and the round head
At that smelly presbyterian school
smelly presbyterian school
They taught you to stick to your crew
taught you to tidy your room
Your mother always wanted
yourself a Baptist and not be born again
A Presbyterian or a Methodist and still die in your sin
You can even be Charismatic shout and dance and jump a few
rules
Do you see up there?
The banner hanging in the air
The Presbyterian Fair
Well, I never go
There's too many presbyterians there
But if you're
She wore her hair like one of the Brethren
Well-worn-down like a Free Presbyterian
Her Catholic knees and taste
Her morals were Lutheran
Mine were
them changing shed rules
But do you see up there?
The banner hanging in the air?
The Presbyterian Fair
Well, I never go, there's too many
always will
Bob works for the city, and Jack's in lab research
And Peggy plays organ at the Presbyterian Church
And the class of '57 had its dreams
always will
Bob works for the city, and Jack's in lab research
And Peggy plays organ at the Presbyterian Church
And the class of '57 had its dreams
The speed was so amazing!
There was half a million people there
Of all denominations
The Catholic, the Protestant, the Jew, the Presbyterian
Yet there
every other day
Well the Holy Roller preacher he sure is a sight
Well he gets em all a-rolling and he kicks out the light
Well the Presbyterian preacher
Painted in my tiger skin
Especially in Michigan
Double chins and bowling pins
Unholy Presbyterians
Land is full of medicine
I find it when I'm
let's get married
Cut off his head and the rest get buried
Cross on my head like a Presbyterian
Tell him he dead and upset his parents
Tears get shed
Well the Presbyterian preacher he lives in town
His neck's so stiff he can't hardly look around.
every other day
Well the Holy Roller preacher he sure is a sight
Well he gets em all a-rolling and he kicks out the light
Well the Presbyterian preacher
Catholic, Jewish, Presbyterian, Seventh Day Adventist,
Mormon, Quaker, Christian Scientist and lots more.
You sure are something.
Our country's strong,
idle day
There was half a million people there
Of all denominations
The Catholic, the Protestant, the Jew, the Presbyterian
Yet no animosity
No
idle day
There was half a million people there
Of all denominations
The Catholic, the Protestant, the Jew, the Presbyterian
Yet no animosity
No
the Presbyterians
Episcopalians are here, pass the hat
We got the Shakers, the Quakers
The anti-innoculators
The big-boss line from Madison Town
The Six Blind
apart
When did we become divided
Tell me now, how did it start
Some are episcopalian, church of god,
Lutheran, Cong, Presbyterian,
Gospel,
hair's a mess
Let's find a church
Any one will work
Be it Baptist Methodist Lutheran Presbyterian
How bout a country chapel A city tabernacle
here than grief and scorn and shame
God bless them holiness people
The Presbyterians too
Those good old shouting Methodists
Those praying Baptists
Amphibian ladies
Presbyterian ladies
Outta sights, amazing ladies
Late night, hard working ladies
Erudite, brainy ladies
Hermaphrodite, lady-man-ladies
Oh,
grand
He was a Cumberland Presbyterian
He went up to meet his maker in '91
Sometimes when I talk about him I get sad
You see Paul brown petty was my
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