Lyrics:
Performed by adam sandler and jon
Contributed by chris durkin
Adam: and the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite
Diner.
[Setting: A restaurant with music playing in the background]
"And now the Excited Southerner proposes to a girl."
Girl: "You wanted to ask me
this is a southerner's song
Be warned, it's hard to try and hold a project born
Saying shit that you like, never wearing no Nike
fucking it up and all I
[Adam Sandler]:
And now the excited Southerner gets pulled over by a cop.
[Cop]:
Do you realize how fast you were going sir?
{Excited Southerner
[Adam Sandler]:
And now the excited Southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, Mel Gibson.
[Man]:
Mr. Gibson? I'm sorry to bother you sir but
Girl: "You wanted to ask me something?"
Excited Southerner: "Yes, I did. I -
first of all I just wanted to say that you're -
- very pretty girl,
also a southerner.
So this song's gonna take place in Hell,
Told from the Devil's point of view
As he does what any good southerner would do when
to destiny I need no directions
Far to Southerners, the best man the winner
And only this morning does the best man remember
Fighters seen the weak, more
be around
Don't be a southerner don't be a southerner if you can
Don't be deluded don't be deluded in your mind
Don't be so ruthless, don't be
Now over in the corner sat three men fae Auchtertool
They were playing games for money, in a Snakes and Ladders school
The fourth man was a Southerner
promise
Still gonna slap
Like an old southerner's knee when they laugh
(Laugh, knee slap)
I'm in a lab
I throw a bluetooth like a flash bang
All of the rats
think that I'm up in there mugging her
Know I got hoes by the way that I'm fucking her
Flew her from Cali these hoes want a southerner
She got that head
A smashing row of stitches, I got seventy two
Get back up the M1 'cause we don't like
Northerners beat beat!
Like Southerners beat beat!
Like
your type of Southerner
But before you call me traitor,
Well it's plain as just to say
I was a child in Mississippi
But I'm ashamed of it today"
tough I'm the leader
Ain't no need to pretend
Like an elevator up, I mean I'm on the ascend
I ain't no east coast rapper
This is a southerner's song be
In an LA town, nobody dresses down
It's hard to find a southerner's ground
Glass snap pearl, 'cause you're a vintage girl
It's all wearing me out
me for me
I miss Memphis, Tennessee, my cousins, my dad
The simplistic beauty that all of them Southerners have
I'm halfway across the world with
slavery
To profiteer
I have met Southerners who expect and fear a Negro insurrection
I see no purpose in withholding this from general discussion
There
(Yea, yea, work that thing right)
Yea, Bubba come stumblin' in
Get up huntin' 'betty' with Justin and them
We must be the fliest of southerner men
you'll like it, if you should strike it
That doggarn town
Something nice about Southerners
You don't find ev'rywhere
Never con yer, but they smile
And doowhatwelike, yeah, and doowhatwelike.
From a pink-skinned yankee, to a blue black southerner,
Ditch digger or a governor,
Just doowutchyalike,
And doowhatwelike, yeah, and doowhatwelike.
From a pink-skinned yankee, to a blue black southerner,
Ditch digger or a governor,
Just doowutchyalike,
know the thing is, southerners are as smart as anybody else in this country,
our only problem is we just cant keep the most ignorant amongst us off
like Shaq shoes
Is up under us came a long way for the thing
For twenty five-five to tip under the muffler
Move it with my Southerner niggas
That rep
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