Lyrics:
the missus
Im just a farmboy
Im just a farmboy
I like drinking Scrumpy's
Im just a farmboy
Im just a farmboy
I like shagging my missus
[ Verse 2 ]
Me
Beautiful, even more beautiful
Sometimes scrumpy
Sometimes smile
But sometimes you become a child
These early years, they go to fast
But sometimes will
Im delirious, I'm depressed.
Big fat titties on my chest.
I Cant even fit in a vest.
My rap is shit, you coulda guessed
Yung scrumpy, gon give you
allowed in anywhere!"
Barred from pubs, clubs and dancin' halls
Made the scene at the Spanish rooms on the falls
And man, four pints of that scrumpy
Twinkle twinkle Cider Jar
Filled with scrumpy arr ooo arr
Wilkins, Palmers, Cranborne Chase
Pour it directly in my face
Twinkle twinkle Cider Jar
I
a cheesy stone
Bone, Like a skeleton
If the skeleton clank, then the skeleton clink
If the skeleton clink, then I take a drink of the scrump-y
Francis
South of always
Left-hand shifting through a full moon climb
To the top of a Lion's Head
Oh the Silvermine skyline and Scrumpy Jack jug wine
Or we'll
down a pint of scrumpy, from good old Somerset
And we'll sing another song about cider
And I'll cheers to that
Here's another song about drinking
I'll
a place like no other
For Halloween we had a bonfire
Smell of Smoke, Bangers, Hash and Scrumpy Jack
Pallets, tyres, beds and big wagon wheels
Built as high
to Drug Addicts
Once my 3rd grade teacher flunk me
I felt kinda scrumpy skinner than a stick
Hit my head upside a brick
Every since I was born
Had to find
in the depths of the kitchen floor
In the corner, by the door
Such a smelly piece of cloth
Bumpy, bumpy, lumpy, scrumpy
It has a name which no one
Top loader stays
Freak 'em out
Organic Scrumpy
That's a good shout
Quilts in the bongo
Keep it zen
You get one too
We'll be men with ven
Hold the note
tap
Shake that
Shake that
Shake that
Shaking that monkey
Shaking that donkey
Ass fat too chunky
Look good and scrumpy
How you move to the beat so funky
Lover's Lane
And we'll sink a pint of Scrumpy
Then we'll play old nature's game.
(Ha ha ha!
Oo arr!)
But we end up in the duck pond
When the pub is
ar ooh ar)
Now if I cleaned it up, would ya change our mind?
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
I'll give up drinkin' scrumpy and that lager and lime
'Cause I've
making rhymes in the corner with a litre of finest Scrumpy Jack,
Whilst PDEX pumps out the latest big club track
We'll take it to Justin's and hit his
ar ooh ar)
Now if I cleaned it up, would ya change our mind?
(Ooh ar ooh ar)
I'll give up drinkin' scrumpy and that lager and lime
'Cause I've
Scrumpy nights back to open bars
I said, "Shit, man, it's deffo been a laugh
I guess my first pub deal would be my student grant"
If I had stayed n
of scrumpy
Went outside to chuck; it was warm and wet and lumpy
Came back she was gone; I should have stuck to beer
Buggered off to Brittany wondering how
pack a bag and get to leanin'
Is a fact ca' junky fat
Ca' I'm sippin' goose, not scrumpy jack
Ca' I sit and do my drunky flat
Like how I'd get this
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