Lyrics:
ain't got a jump shot
But I got a left hook
I don't swing golf clubs
But I sell like Garth Brooks
I'm hot man, I rock Reeboks, man
If it ain't the G-Unit,
Got the bitch screamin' "Please, Please, not my boo"
I'm far from shook, I deal with smart crooks
You know the name
Switch up the game like Garth
a hole in his chest
It's black music that they want to discredit
Garth Brooks ain't bootlegged cause they'd never let it
happen, that's why I'm
and the Charlie Daniels Band
Sturgill Simpson, ZZ Top, Merle Haggard, Kid Rock
Garth Brooks, Shameless, Slip on Down to the OASIS
Get some
Oh hell no you wanna take
Trailer park coochie, steel-toed Gucci's (whoa nelly)
F150, whip it like a hooptie
Pull up to the Garth Brooks show for the groupies
Shootin' ducks,
sat beside
Garth Brooks and his ex-wife.
But lately
It seems like
I catch hell for every song I write
Funny videos
I've done a few
Makin' people
But uh, I've been out on tour with Garth Brooks. He-hehehehe
Now, you might think pricin' a Mercedes might be a jumpin' the gun
But hey, I got a letter
Cash
Them three cords in a troop
Mama had Garth Brook's on blast
You can blame it all on my roots
Don't know how not to chase it
With every breath I
a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty
with a lawn dart
As Garth Brooks gives birth to somethin' resemblin' a
Cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers,
a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
Resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty
my name
Remember my name (remember my name)
If Garth Brooks was singing this and it was 1989
Would you take a chance on a dance
With the man makin'
Hey Connor, yeah, I can't wait
We're going to Nashville
Yay, Nashville
Hey, do you think that maybe were gonna meet Garth brooks
Yeah,
in my face
Gimme them grits with the buttery taste
Jump in the truck, drive away
Listen to the sounds that the radio plays
A little Garth Brooks
fantasies come true
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is
Jackhammerin' Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart
As Garth Brooks
you just the same
Reba to Winona Garth Brooks to Waylon J
Dolly Parton Patsy Cline Willie Nelson Charlie Pride
This place ain't just someplace it's like
fantasies come true
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is
Jackhammerin' Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart
As Garth Brooks
Garth Brooks on a runway
Flight to Cali going one way
Boys in Atlanta the midway
My Bedroom Feng Shui
Living room like a show room
My drip Jeff
Garth Brooks instead of Grateful Dead
There she goes.
So she speeds through the night with old memories and emotions
Ancient highways of the past
Know nothin bout her hometown
Daddy’s name
Or anything like that
If she likes George Strait
Garth Brooks
Or ol Johnny Cash
But when I pick her
stay in the cellar
We don't need to go to a bar to have some pinot noir
We can put some Garth Brooks on and dance to all his songs
We can share our
to the brooks; call her Garth
Give her what she came for and let her piece the parts
Damnnn
Imma mess
Walk in with chaos
Order up another MF going AWAL
right
You can bet, there's work to be done
Keep your head down, and your heart full of love
Put on your best boots and a Garth Brooks song
And run your
Or
Garth Brooks got to sing with Lady D
I mean
Billie Holiday live with Kanye
No sampling needed, just a djembe
Maybe even add a touch of merengue
Would be
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