Lyrics:
a child, but my heart still can dream
So here's my lifelong wish
My grown-up Christmas list
Not for myself, but for a world in need
No more lives torn
Voodooed up this heart of mine
It seems like
Happiness is just a thing called Joe
He's got a smile that makes the lilacs want to grow
He's got a way
you're receiving from me
Will be
One awkward silence
And two hopes you cry yourself to sleep
Staying up, waiting by the phone
And all I want this year is
'Cause I've grown since Christmas
And I want them to notice it's still me
Just a little better than before
So I'm not askin' for a gift my wish list
Only
makes the angels heave a sigh
When they see little Joe passing by
Sometimes the cabin's gloomy and the table's bare
But when he kisses me it's Christmas
you're offended by the lyrics you're a bit of a bitch
I hate Christmas
Bitter and a bit of a Grinch
I hate Christmas
Slap at Santa see if he flinch
I hate
a hit list
Crossing off these bitches, cause they can't resist this
Getting head on Kwanzaa, in the sack on Christmas
I might park my snowplow in
be a shame."
"Whatcha gonna do tomorrow, Joe?
Whatcha gonna do on Christmas, got any plans?"
"Nothin' much."
"Why don't you come by the house
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
The stockings were hung by the chimney with
Merry Christmas put it on my wish list
Cuz all I want is you
Never thought that I'd be out a date this year
Hope you have a merry Christmas baby
Now when
that shit too
Why on December 26th
Everybody be mad
Cause they done over spent
And went and fucked up they bag
Trying to get them kids a Christmas
That
up by the fireplace
And then we can eat from the cookie tray
(Yumyum)
And I ́ll let santa know
That what's on my list is you
Yeah I ́m not being shy, I
You don't have to worry about a list
I said as I gave my wife a kiss
'Cause what I want won't take much room under our Christmas tree
All I want
They say he lives up her in a big cave, and he only comes
Down for the taste of who flesh. Oh drew (you guys) your
Scared of the grinch, your scared
beyond some weed
That's just Christmas in California
It's just Christmas, you know I adore ya
But then our plans went up in smoke
Some guys busted in
and over oh the horror
Luckily me and my brother
Got away and ducked for cover
That's why I'm all grown up and suffer
From post traumatic Santa Claus
Oh, I wish it was '99
When I was a kid at Christmas time
Couldn't go to bed that night
Santa Claus sliding, snow in the driveway
Under the lit up
didn't sign up for this shit for real
Lemme show you the world and how I see it through my vision
Money on they books is what my niggas get for Christmas
thing on my list
I don't wanna do Christmas without you
I don't wanna do Christmas without you
A family feast, the fun and the games
Cookies and candy
Christmas
Twelve drummers drumming
Eleven pipers piping
Ten lords a-leaping
Nine ladies dancing
Let's give it up for the ladies dancing
Go ladies! Okay
Eight
at ourselves
And see how much we've all grown
And know that this year
We don't have to do it alone
No more christmas eve on the phone
Let's just carpool home for
Wrapped up and cozy
On this Christmas night together
Christmas night together
And time always slips by
I want this night to last forever
Christmas night
like Christmas
The best time of the year
Christmas
Anytime that you're near
Wrapped in your arms like the lights on the tree
Cuddled up by the fire,
to say
Pull up on you in the sleigh
Know you got them gifts for me (yeah, yeah)
Hope you do them tricks for me (yeah, yeah)
Know you on my list, shawty
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