Cerealously Sam

Lucky Charms, Frosted Flakes Rice Krispies and Froot Loops too I got all my fucking cereal But I won't share with you Cocoa Puffs, Apple Jacks Don't forget Special K Cuz once I eat my cereal Then I can start my day Just woke up in the mornin' And I want some fuckin food And unless I have my cereal I'll be in a bad mood Maybe I'll have some Apple Jacks With OJ on the side Or perhaps I'll have some Froot Loops Toucan Sam will be my guy You think I prefer pancakes But I think the fuck not If you even mention waffles Lil bitch you gon' get shot I don't have any time to Play your stupid games So let me eat my cereal and Get out of my way, bitch Always eatin' cereal Mornin' day and night You can call me Captain Crunch Cuz I'm about to take flight You know I eat my cereal For every single meal So here's my thoughts about breakfast And how the fuck I feel Lucky Charms, Frosted Flakes Rice Krispies and Froot Loops too I got all my fucking cereal But I won't share with you Cocoa Puffs, Apple Jacks Don't forget Special K Cuz once I eat my cereal Then I can start my day They say Breakfast is the most important Meal of your whole day So if you eat it for lunch and dinner Then that's okay But that's only for cereal And that's the only way That you get your nutrition And build stronger every day Why do you think Tony the Tiger Is so damn strong It's cuz he's on that cereal grind And he's on it all night long 24/7 365 I live for my cereal And it keeps me alive, bitch Always eatin' cereal Mornin' day and night I be like snap, crackle, pop As soon as I take a bite You know I eat my cereal For every single meal So here's my thoughts about breakfast And how the fuck I feel Lucky Charms, Frosted Flakes Rice Krispies and Froot Loops too I got all my fucking cereal But I won't share with you Cocoa Puffs, Apple Jacks Don't forget Special K Cuz once I eat my cereal Then I can start my day If you don't eat cereal Then I don't fuck with you That's like being the Shoprite brand And I won't have it boo I am not kidding around This is absolutely true If you don't eat cereal then You should eat gum off a shoe, yo Cereal is my life Every time that I'm hungry It's the number one food And it's a fucking luxury Do not try to deny it Because I know you agree So lil bitch, if you don't eat Cereal don't fuck with me Lucky charms, Frosted Flakes Rice Krispies and Froot Loops too If you don't eat fucking cereal Then I don't fuck with you Cocoa Puffs, Apple Jacks Don't forget Special K I'm always eatin cereal Every fuckin' day, bitch