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Lucky Charms, Frosted Flakes
Rice Krispies and Froot Loops too
I got all my fucking cereal 
But I won't share with you
Cocoa Puffs, Apple Jacks
Don't forget Special K
Cuz once I eat my cereal
Then I can start my day

Just woke up in the mornin' 
And I want some fuckin food
And unless I have my cereal 
I'll be in a bad mood 
Maybe I'll have some Apple Jacks
With OJ on the side
Or perhaps I'll have some Froot Loops 
Toucan Sam will be my guy
You think I prefer pancakes
But I think the f*ck not
If you even mention waffles
Lil bitch you gon' get shot
I don't have any time to 
Play your stupid games
So let me eat my cereal and
Get out of my way, bitch

Always eatin' cereal 
Mornin' day and night
You can call me Captain Crunch
Cuz I'm about to take flight
You know I eat my cereal
For every single meal
So here's my thoughts about breakfast
And how the f*ck I feel

Lucky Charms, Frosted Flakes
Rice Krispies and Froot Loops too
I got all my fucking cereal 
But I won't share with you
Cocoa Puffs, Apple Jacks
Don't forget Special K
Cuz once I eat my cereal
Then I can start my day

They say
Breakfast is the most important
Meal of your whole day
So if you eat it for lunch and dinner 
Then that's okay
But that's only for cereal
And that's the only way
That you get your nutrition 
And build stronger every day
Why do you think Tony the Tiger 
Is so damn strong
It's cuz he's on that cereal grind
And he's on it all night long
24/7
365
I live for my cereal
And it keeps me alive, bitch

Always eatin' cereal
Mornin' day and night
I be like snap, crackle, pop
As soon as I take a bite
You know I eat my cereal
For every single meal
So here's my thoughts about breakfast
And how the f*ck I feel

Lucky Charms, Frosted Flakes
Rice Krispies and Froot Loops too
I got all my fucking cereal 
But I won't share with you
Cocoa Puffs, Apple Jacks
Don't forget Special K
Cuz once I eat my cereal
Then I can start my day

If you don't eat cereal
Then I don't f*ck with you
That's like being the Shoprite brand
And I won't have it boo
I am not kidding around
This is absolutely true
If you don't eat cereal then 
You should eat gum off a shoe, yo
Cereal is my life
Every time that I'm hungry
It's the number one food 
And it's a fucking luxury 
Do not try to deny it
Because I know you agree
So lil bitch, if you don't eat 
Cereal don't f*ck with me

Lucky charms, Frosted Flakes
Rice Krispies and Froot Loops too
If you don't eat fucking cereal 
Then I don't f*ck with you
Cocoa Puffs, Apple Jacks
Don't forget Special K
I'm always eatin cereal
Every fuckin' day, bitch

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