Liquid Satan

I get home from making metal And my tummy starts to bug me If I don't put something in my gut It's gonna get real ugly Some steamy Satan sounds delicious I'd really like to do it But I'm feeling kinda tired tonight And I just don't wanna chew it Preparation can be tricky But I've got it down to a science As luck would have it, my kitchen's stocked With the very best appliance It's made of brushed nickel Got blades of obsidian So I grab a gristly chunk o beast And throw my deviled eats in Liquid Satan Liquid Satan I used to eat Satan flambé Liquid Satan Liquid Satan Now it's all Satan puree Liquid Satan Liquid Satan When I'm feeling kind of choosy Liquid Satan Liquid Satan I just want Satan a smoothie So I put on some years And a couple inches on my waist My doctor says to eat less fat And watch my carb intake Evil deities are kinda fatty When they're freshly mortified But if you grind it up you'll find You feel completely fortified I can be a picky eater I've got a rather discerning palate With an appetite like mine It's not easy to corral it In its molten liquid form It's impossible to store But I have Jim Halsey's thermos So now I'm gonna pour Liquid Satan Liquid Satan I loved chewy demon gizzard Liquid Satan Liquid Satan Now I just add it to my blizzard Liquid Satan Liquid Satan Demons can be tough to whisk Liquid Satan Liquid Satan Mephistopheles in bisque And when we've milked our metal fans For everything they're worth We'll join the metal old folks home In the magma core of earth Jake'll play some deth guitar Bloody Chicken Colon'll drum And when we take a break We'll have a snack that we can gum Liquid Satan Liquid Satan Beelzebub is meaty Liquid Satan Liquid Satan I'd rather have Satan bellini Liquid Satan Liquid Satan Once Satan was a snack for me Liquid Satan Liquid Satan Now I prefer Satan daiquiri