Liquid Satan

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The Flaming Intestines

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I get home from making metal
And my tummy starts to bug me
If I don't put something in my gut
It's gonna get real ugly
Some steamy Satan sounds delicious
I'd really like to do it
But I'm feeling kinda tired tonight
And I just don't wanna chew it
Preparation can be tricky
But I've got it down to a science
As luck would have it, my kitchen's stocked
With the very best appliance
It's made of brushed nickel
Got blades of obsidian
So I grab a gristly chunk o beast
And throw my deviled eats in

Liquid Satan
Liquid Satan
I used to eat Satan flambé
Liquid Satan
Liquid Satan
Now it's all Satan puree
Liquid Satan
Liquid Satan
When I'm feeling kind of choosy
Liquid Satan
Liquid Satan
I just want Satan a smoothie

So I put on some years
And a couple inches on my waist
My doctor says to eat less fat
And watch my carb intake
Evil deities are kinda fatty
When they're freshly mortified
But if you grind it up you'll find
You feel completely fortified
I can be a picky eater
I've got a rather discerning palate
With an appetite like mine
It's not easy to corral it
In its molten liquid form
It's impossible to store
But I have Jim Halsey's thermos
So now I'm gonna pour

Liquid Satan
Liquid Satan
I loved chewy demon gizzard
Liquid Satan
Liquid Satan
Now I just add it to my blizzard
Liquid Satan
Liquid Satan
Demons can be tough to whisk
Liquid Satan
Liquid Satan
Mephistopheles in bisque

And when we've milked our metal fans
For everything they're worth
We'll join the metal old folks home
In the magma core of earth
Jake'll play some deth guitar
Bloody Chicken Colon'll drum
And when we take a break
We'll have a snack that we can gum

Liquid Satan
Liquid Satan
Beelzebub is meaty
Liquid Satan
Liquid Satan
I'd rather have Satan bellini
Liquid Satan
Liquid Satan
Once Satan was a snack for me
Liquid Satan
Liquid Satan
Now I prefer Satan daiquiri

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