Joestar Jingle Bells

Dashing through the snow To get to Ogre Street Dio poisoned Dad And now he wants my money Shit he killed him, how What am I doing now HE'S BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE Fuck yeah, into the statue he fell down Jingle bells, Dio smells Star Platinum's a mockery Can't understand, it's the same stand Kono dio da, wry Jingle bells, Dio smells Star Platinum's a mockery Can't understand, it's the same stand Kono dio da, wry JoJo died in a boat In 1889 Dio was there too But he is fine He stole his brother's body He got to have a son But Giorno's a Joestar And not a Brando cunt Jingle bells, Dio smells Star Platinum's a mockery Can't understand, it's the same stand Kono dio da, wry Jingle bells, Dio smells Star Platinum's a mockery Can't understand, it's the same stand Kono dio da, wry Joseph then was born When the century 20 starts Because it wasn't cannon There's no star birthmarks His dad had a stand In the light novel, one day But no one really cares Not cannon anyways, hey Jingle bells, Dio smells Star Platinum's a mockery Can't understand, it's the same stand Kono dio da, wry Jingle bells, Dio smells Star Platinum's a mockery Can't understand, it's the same stand Kono dio da, wry Joseph had bastard Josuke was his name Pink Floyd song his stand Araki's favorite to date He busted David Bowie He liked to blow up stuff And masturbate to hands KILLER QUEEN BITES THE DUST Jingle bells, Dio smells Star Platinum's a mockery Can't understand, it's the same stand Kono dio da, wry Jingle bells, Dio smells Star Platinum's a mockery Can't understand, it's the same stand Kono dio da, wry After Joseph was me The baddest of them all People say my stand Is just Za Warudo ripped off But to those who say I'm bad And a boring character I'll stop time and ora your ass Into the next chapter Jingle bells, Dio smells Star Platinum's a mockery Can't understand, it's the same stand Kono dio da, wry Jingle bells, Dio smells Star Platinum's a mockery Can't understand, it's the same stand Kono dio da, wry My dad is a deadbeat He loves fish more than me He'd rather study a starfish Than come home on holidays I'm the only Joestar left To get an anime We'll start off with a homicide Then you'll see me masturbate Jingle bells, Dio smells Star Platinum's a mockery Can't understand, it's the same stand Kono dio da, wry Jingle bells, Dio smells Star Platinum's a mockery Can't understand, it's the same stand Kono dio da, wry And now are song is done We've gone through everyone No these two don't count They're not the same universe But with that being said We have something to say We hope you have a Merry Jolly Joestar Christmas Jingle bells, Dio smells Star Platinum's a mockery Can't understand, it's the same stand Kono dio da, wry Jingle bells, Dio smells Star Platinum's a mockery Can't understand, it's the same stand Kono dio da, wry