Joestar Jingle Bells

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Dashing through the snow
To get to Ogre Street
Dio poisoned Dad
And now he wants my money
Shit he killed him, how
What am I doing now
HE'S BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE
F*ck yeah, into the statue he fell down

Jingle bells, Dio smells
Star Platinum's a mockery
Can't understand, it's the same stand
Kono dio da, wry
Jingle bells, Dio smells
Star Platinum's a mockery
Can't understand, it's the same stand
Kono dio da, wry

JoJo died in a boat
In 1889
Dio was there too
But he is fine
He stole his brother's body
He got to have a son
But Giorno's a Joestar
And not a Brando cunt

Jingle bells, Dio smells
Star Platinum's a mockery
Can't understand, it's the same stand
Kono dio da, wry
Jingle bells, Dio smells
Star Platinum's a mockery
Can't understand, it's the same stand
Kono dio da, wry

Joseph then was born
When the century 20 starts
Because it wasn't cannon
There's no star birthmarks
His dad had a stand
In the light novel, one day
But no one really cares
Not cannon anyways, hey

Jingle bells, Dio smells
Star Platinum's a mockery
Can't understand, it's the same stand
Kono dio da, wry
Jingle bells, Dio smells
Star Platinum's a mockery
Can't understand, it's the same stand
Kono dio da, wry

Joseph had bastard
Josuke was his name
Pink Floyd song his stand
Araki's favorite to date
He busted David Bowie
He liked to blow up stuff
And masturbate to hands
KILLER QUEEN BITES THE DUST

Jingle bells, Dio smells
Star Platinum's a mockery
Can't understand, it's the same stand
Kono dio da, wry
Jingle bells, Dio smells
Star Platinum's a mockery
Can't understand, it's the same stand
Kono dio da, wry

After Joseph was me
The baddest of them all
People say my stand
Is just Za Warudo ripped off
But to those who say I'm bad
And a boring character 
I'll stop time and ora your ass
Into the next chapter

Jingle bells, Dio smells
Star Platinum's a mockery
Can't understand, it's the same stand
Kono dio da, wry
Jingle bells, Dio smells
Star Platinum's a mockery
Can't understand, it's the same stand
Kono dio da, wry

My dad is a deadbeat
He loves fish more than me
He'd rather study a starfish 
Than come home on holidays
I'm the only Joestar left
To get an anime
We'll start off with a homicide
Then you'll see me masturbate

Jingle bells, Dio smells
Star Platinum's a mockery
Can't understand, it's the same stand
Kono dio da, wry
Jingle bells, Dio smells
Star Platinum's a mockery
Can't understand, it's the same stand
Kono dio da, wry

And now are song is done
We've gone through everyone
No these two don't count
They're not the same universe
But with that being said
We have something to say
We hope you have a Merry Jolly
Joestar Christmas

Jingle bells, Dio smells
Star Platinum's a mockery
Can't understand, it's the same stand
Kono dio da, wry
Jingle bells, Dio smells
Star Platinum's a mockery
Can't understand, it's the same stand
Kono dio da, wry

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Written by: Jojo Joestar

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