After Parte (Skit)

Ah, my guy, is how Is how Eh, you guy, last night I went to a yumbet, you guy, that sh* was lit I had such a good time, but the problem is, yeh Mm-hmm I went there with an Uber, I bought all the homies pizza, you guy, like I just got paid, you know what I'm saying Flexing! I chuck the crib, it's 11 am, you know that- nini- Shade Hotel, hapo Ngong Road Yeh Yeh, I've chucked from there, checking my M-Pesa balance, inasema 10 bob, I'm like "Sh*!" Kusota Next thing I remember, I actually have cash in my bank account so I'm like "Where's the nearest Co-op branch?" I check Google Maps, it tells me Karen Mmmm I only have 10 bob in my M-Pesa, so, like, tunapiga mguu! It's eazeh Thirty, fourty minutes later, I'm at the Co-op branch in Karen I take my ticket, I'm waiting in line, all of a sudden one of the tellers is like "Sorry, we're closed, our computer systems are down" Oh, shit One of the other guys waiting is asking, like, "Why? Like, what happened?" Apparently some guy from KEMSA came and made a withdrawal and, like They ran out of funds I hear that and I'm like, "Sh*! Ok, this bank doesn't have any money" I chuck the bank, I check the next nearest Co-op branch or ATM Galleria Tells me Galleria, I'm like, "Wah! You guy, that's a mission" For sure, man Hour, fourty minutes, nimepiga mguu hapo Lang'ata Road, solo Makwapa zina-sweat, you guy, there's dust in my eyes N* are looking at me like, "Yo what's happening?" Eventually I got to Galleria Mm-hmm Like, I'm tired but I get to the ATM, I chu- I even chuck extra cash for Like, kumumunya njugu nikingojea nganya. Like, yo But in the end, you guy, you know? Like, it was a mission but we got there in the end, you know what I'm saying? Eh! That sounds crazy, bro, damn But lemme ask you, si you should've used the mobile app?