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DVK (Russian: ДВК, Диалоговый вычислительный комплекс, Dialogue Computing Complex) is a Soviet PDP-11-compatible personal computer. more »

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Ah, my guy, is how
Is how
Eh, you guy, last night I went to a yumbet, you guy, that sh* was lit
I had such a good time, but the problem is, yeh
Mm-hmm
I went there with an Uber, I bought all the homies pizza, you guy, like
I just got paid, you know what I'm saying
Flexing!
I chuck the crib, it's 11 am, you know that- nini- Shade Hotel, hapo Ngong Road
Yeh
Yeh, I've chucked from there, checking my M-Pesa balance, inasema 10 bob, I'm like "Sh*!"
Kusota
Next thing I remember, I actually have cash in my bank account so I'm like
"Where's the nearest Co-op branch?" I check Google Maps, it tells me Karen
Mmmm
I only have 10 bob in my M-Pesa, so, like, tunapiga mguu! It's eazeh
Thirty, fourty minutes later, I'm at the Co-op branch in Karen
I take my ticket, I'm waiting in line, all of a sudden one of the tellers is like
"Sorry, we're closed, our computer systems are down"
Oh, shit
One of the other guys waiting is asking, like, "Why? Like, what happened?"
Apparently some guy from KEMSA came and made a withdrawal and, like
They ran out of funds
I hear that and I'm like, "Sh*! Ok, this bank doesn't have any money"
I chuck the bank, I check the next nearest Co-op branch or ATM
Galleria
Tells me Galleria, I'm like, "Wah! You guy, that's a mission"
For sure, man
Hour, fourty minutes, nimepiga mguu hapo Lang'ata Road, solo
Makwapa zina-sweat, you guy, there's dust in my eyes
N* are looking at me like, "Yo what's happening?"
Eventually I got to Galleria
Mm-hmm
Like, I'm tired but I get to the ATM, I chu- I even chuck extra cash for
Like, kumumunya njugu nikingojea nganya. Like, yo
But in the end, you guy, you know?
Like, it was a mission but we got there in the end, you know what I'm saying?
Eh! That sounds crazy, bro, damn
But lemme ask you, si you should've used the mobile app?

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