kill a tree

(Let's go) All I've eaten in the last five days are  Christmas cookies  Christmas cookies  All I've drunk in the last nine days is  Egg nog  Egg nog  All I've watched in the last twelve days are  Christmas movies Christmas movies  If all you've heard for nineteen days aren't  Christmas songs then you are wrong  Kill a tree (Tree) Drag it in your house (House) Decorate its corpse put some balls on its boughs  (Balls) Lie to every child and smother all their doubts  If someone says Santa's not real  Duck tape their mouths (Aye) Don't hang yourself go hang some lights  (Aye) Get Starbucks latte pumpkin-spiced  It's the season everyone likes  Real expensive airline flights  May all your Christmases be white  And when you say white you mean snow right All I've eaten in the last five days are  Christmas cookies  Christmas cookies  All I've drunk in the last nine days is  Egg nog  Egg nog  All I've watched in the last twelve days are  Christmas movies Christmas movies  Is it just me  Or am I better at this than Michael Bublé (It's close) Your Family  (Yeah) Gathered in your house (House) Even your Grandma Lucy who gives kisses on your mouth  (Gross) Get everyone a gift so they won't feel obsolete  They will pretend to like them but they will want the receipt  (Aye) Buy thirty gifts don't check the price  (Aye) Dress like an elf and wear some tights Santa's list has been checked twice What about yours check it thrice  Party city get supplies Don't forget about Jesus Christ It's your birthday it's your birthday  We gonna party like it's your birthday  We bout to get lit on frankincense  And better not forget that myrrh sir Back it up Back it up Back it up Back it up  Back it up Baby Jesus  Back it up Back it up Back it up Who's the reason for the season  All I've eaten in the last five days are  Christmas cookies  All I've drunk in the last nine days is  Egg nog  Egg nog  All I've watched in the last twelve days are  Christmas movies I've watched  Home Alone home alone  Twenty times by now  (So good) It's freaking Christmas time  The best time of the year  (Of the year) At least that's what they say  (That's what they say) In every song you hear (Yeah) So screw it, just do it, freaking lose yourself into it  Not to's treason to the season please you shouldn't need a reason To ignore all your problems and buy a bunch of stuff  Even though there's people starving I don't seem to have enough  (Nope) All I've eaten in the last five days are  Christmas cookies  All I've drunk in the last nine days is  Egg nog  Egg nog  All I've watched in the last twelve days are  Christmas movies  Merry Christmas ya filthy animals