kill a tree
lil dimwit
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(Let's go) All I've eaten in the last five days are Christmas cookies Christmas cookies All I've drunk in the last nine days is Egg nog Egg nog All I've watched in the last twelve days are Christmas movies Christmas movies If all you've heard for nineteen days aren't Christmas songs then you are wrong Kill a tree (Tree) Drag it in your house (House) Decorate its corpse put some balls on its boughs (Balls) Lie to every child and smother all their doubts If someone says Santa's not real Duck tape their mouths (Aye) Don't hang yourself go hang some lights (Aye) Get Starbucks latte pumpkin-spiced It's the season everyone likes Real expensive airline flights May all your Christmases be white And when you say white you mean snow right All I've eaten in the last five days are Christmas cookies Christmas cookies All I've drunk in the last nine days is Egg nog Egg nog All I've watched in the last twelve days are Christmas movies Christmas movies Is it just me Or am I better at this than Michael Bublé (It's close) Your Family (Yeah) Gathered in your house (House) Even your Grandma Lucy who gives kisses on your mouth (Gross) Get everyone a gift so they won't feel obsolete They will pretend to like them but they will want the receipt (Aye) Buy thirty gifts don't check the price (Aye) Dress like an elf and wear some tights Santa's list has been checked twice What about yours check it thrice Party city get supplies Don't forget about Jesus Christ It's your birthday it's your birthday We gonna party like it's your birthday We bout to get lit on frankincense And better not forget that myrrh sir Back it up Back it up Back it up Back it up Back it up Baby Jesus Back it up Back it up Back it up Who's the reason for the season All I've eaten in the last five days are Christmas cookies All I've drunk in the last nine days is Egg nog Egg nog All I've watched in the last twelve days are Christmas movies I've watched Home Alone home alone Twenty times by now (So good) It's freaking Christmas time The best time of the year (Of the year) At least that's what they say (That's what they say) In every song you hear (Yeah) So screw it, just do it, freaking lose yourself into it Not to's treason to the season please you shouldn't need a reason To ignore all your problems and buy a bunch of stuff Even though there's people starving I don't seem to have enough (Nope) All I've eaten in the last five days are Christmas cookies All I've drunk in the last nine days is Egg nog Egg nog All I've watched in the last twelve days are Christmas movies Merry Christmas ya filthy animals
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