K-West Touched My Bumhole

Kanye West touched my bumhole, now I'm choking to death on a badly drained tuna roll Got my Primark slippers on, but my heads gone, my heads gone Shuffle down the high street in my mums thong, it's all gone wrong Every face looks the same, it's my spot the twat bus stop game Get my oyster out, have a little shout, no wallet, no credit, no doubt People look at me, they're cranks and weirdos, they're cranks and weirdos People look at me, people look at me, they're cranks and weirdos, cranks and weirdos, Cranks and weirdos Biggie Smalls held my balls, while Tu-Pac rubbed my sac At the back of the shuttle bus, playing J-Hus, kicking up quite a fuss Just a man in a party crown, with his thong down, swinging it around People look at me, they're cranks and weirdos, cranks and weirdos People look at me, people look at me, they're cranks and weirdos, cranks and weirdos, Cranks and weirdos I've been a victim of sex crimes, committed by Buster Rhymes Now I'm in a police car, in a red bra, with my balls in a jam jar So I'm telling P.C Riley, what they did to me, and how I got a sore knee People look at me, they're cranks and weirdos, they're cranks and weirdos People look at me, people look at me, they're cranks and weirdos, cranks and weirdos, Cranks and weirdos They got triple platinum, I got an itchy rash They got fame and fortune, I'm treated like the local loon Every record they make is gonna sell, sell, sell And all I'm left with, is a mucky bit of kiss and tell So I told 'em Jay-Zee gave me V.D, when he spunked all over me Could have done with Rhianna's umbrella, between me and his little fella Told 'em Drake touched my anus, said he would make me famous Then I promised Dr Dre that I wouldn't say, JJ Cool Jay tried to make me go gay Now they look at me, they look at me, like I'm a crank and weirdo Now they look at me, like I'm a crank and weirdo, like a crank and weirdo, cranks and Weirdos Eminem, Eminem, told me I'd prefer men Fla Fla Flavour Flav, gave my balls a shave Eminem, Eminem, told me I'd prefer men Puff, Puff, Puff, Puff, told me to call him Daddy Eminem, Eminem, told me I'd prefer men Kendrick Lamar took it too far, in the backseat of his car Eminem, Eminem, told me I'd prefer men Snoop, Snoop, Snoop, Snoop, tried to do me doggy