K-West Touched My Bumhole

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Kanye West touched my bumhole, now I'm choking to death on a badly drained tuna roll
Got my Primark slippers on, but my heads gone, my heads gone
Shuffle down the high street in my mums thong, it's all gone wrong
Every face looks the same, it's my spot the twat bus stop game
Get my oyster out, have a little shout, no wallet, no credit, no doubt
People look at me, they're cranks and weirdos, they're cranks and weirdos
People look at me, people look at me, they're cranks and weirdos, cranks and weirdos, Cranks and weirdos

Biggie Smalls held my balls, while Tu-Pac rubbed my sac
At the back of the shuttle bus, playing J-Hus, kicking up quite a fuss
Just a man in a party crown, with his thong down, swinging it around
People look at me, they're cranks and weirdos, cranks and weirdos
People look at me, people look at me, they're cranks and weirdos, cranks and weirdos, Cranks and weirdos

I've been a victim of sex crimes, committed by Buster Rhymes
Now I'm in a police car, in a red bra, with my balls in a jam jar
So I'm telling P.C Riley, what they did to me, and how I got a sore knee
People look at me, they're cranks and weirdos, they're cranks and weirdos
People look at me, people look at me, they're cranks and weirdos, cranks and weirdos, Cranks and weirdos

They got triple platinum, I got an itchy rash
They got fame and fortune, I'm treated like the local loon
Every record they make is gonna sell, sell, sell
And all I'm left with, is a mucky bit of kiss and tell

So I told 'em
Jay-Zee gave me V.D, when he spunked all over me
Could have done with Rhianna's umbrella, between me and his little fella
Told 'em Drake touched my anus, said he would make me famous
Then I promised Dr Dre that I wouldn't say, JJ Cool Jay tried to make me go gay
Now they look at me, they look at me, like I'm a crank and weirdo
Now they look at me, like I'm a crank and weirdo, like a crank and weirdo, cranks and Weirdos

Eminem, Eminem, told me I'd prefer men
Fla Fla Flavour Flav, gave my balls a shave
Eminem, Eminem, told me I'd prefer men
Puff, Puff, Puff, Puff, told me to call him Daddy
Eminem, Eminem, told me I'd prefer men
Kendrick Lamar took it too far, in the backseat of his car
Eminem, Eminem, told me I'd prefer men
Snoop, Snoop, Snoop, Snoop, tried to do me doggy

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