Song parody of
Bong Water
by Sleighfuckers
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No, money can't buy happiness
But it can buy me weed
A couple tabs of acid, and
A trip to see the sea
No money cannot rid me
Of my existential dread
But it can buy me alcohol
To numb the pain instead
I've got bong water on my blue balls
My face stings like niagara falls
I'm not present for the present
But I'm halfway home and I'm bent
He took me down to Paradise
The old chinese buffet
They told me, "Sir, you've got it wrong
You'll cook the meat today"
Through drunken stim and stupor
I burned the building down
The blackened skies don't recognize
The smoke that leaves this town
I've got bong water on my blue balls
My face stings like niagara falls
I'm not present for the present
But I'm halfway home and I'm bent
The sun blows like a gentle breeze
You've manufactured these memories
Of green lettuce and matcha paste
That spike in your drink sure won't go to waste
The cuts on your thighs help you realize
That the sidewalk to nowhere
Is riddled with lies
The scars on your chest
From you being your best
You can settle your eyes and finally get rest
I've got bong water on my blue balls
My face stings like niagara falls
I'm not present for the present
Cause I'm halfway home and I'm bent
I've got bong water on my blue balls
My face stings like niagara falls
I'm not present for the present
Cause I'm finally/halfway home and I'm
Bent
No, money can't buy happiness
But it can buy me weed
A couple tabs of acid, and
A trip to see the sea
No money cannot rid me
Of my existential dread
But it can buy me alcohol
To numb the pain instead
I've got bong water on my blue balls
My face stings like niagara falls
I'm not present for the present
But I'm halfway home and I'm bent
He took me down to Paradise
The old chinese buffet
They told me, "Sir, you've got it wrong
You'll cook the meat today"
Through drunken stim and stupor
I burned the building down
The blackened skies don't recognize
The smoke that leaves this town
I've got bong water on my blue balls
My face stings like niagara falls
I'm not present for the present
But I'm halfway home and I'm bent
The sun blows like a gentle breeze
You've manufactured these memories
Of green lettuce and matcha paste
That spike in your drink sure won't go to waste
The cuts on your thighs help you realize
That the sidewalk to nowhere
Is riddled with lies
The scars on your chest
From you being your best
You can settle your eyes and finally get rest
I've got bong water on my blue balls
My face stings like niagara falls
I'm not present for the present
Cause I'm halfway home and I'm bent
I've got bong water on my blue balls
My face stings like niagara falls
I'm not present for the present
Cause I'm finally/halfway home and I'm
Bent
