Bong Water
Sleighfuckers
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No, money can't buy happiness But it can buy me weed A couple tabs of acid, and A trip to see the sea No money cannot rid me Of my existential dread But it can buy me alcohol To numb the pain instead I've got bong water on my blue balls My face stings like niagara falls I'm not present for the present But I'm halfway home and I'm bent He took me down to Paradise The old chinese buffet They told me, "Sir, you've got it wrong You'll cook the meat today" Through drunken stim and stupor I burned the building down The blackened skies don't recognize The smoke that leaves this town I've got bong water on my blue balls My face stings like niagara falls I'm not present for the present But I'm halfway home and I'm bent The sun blows like a gentle breeze You've manufactured these memories Of green lettuce and matcha paste That spike in your drink sure won't go to waste The cuts on your thighs help you realize That the sidewalk to nowhere Is riddled with lies The scars on your chest From you being your best You can settle your eyes and finally get rest I've got bong water on my blue balls My face stings like niagara falls I'm not present for the present Cause I'm halfway home and I'm bent I've got bong water on my blue balls My face stings like niagara falls I'm not present for the present Cause I'm finally/halfway home and I'm Bent
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