Jesus Is Like Pizza

Mmmm, pizza I like pizza, how about you? Jesus Christ is like pizza, get it? Well, you will now, check it! Yo, I speak in philosophical terms Germs were spreading diseases I make the crowd rise up like bread in the pizzas My friend saw Jesus head in the cheeses This was Jesus first attempt to reach us I put down the slice and said, "Jesus Christ" You're in my pizza, it's nice to meet you but The fact remains you're in my main meal You're face is right here So what's the dang deal? You're interrupting this meal I'm having! He said, "Tyde, I feel your rapping!" I've helped you through the years of practice and Whoops I spilled your coke, here's a napkin You can clean this mess, yes, I mean it I'm Jesus, I'm dressed as pizza And you can choose to believe me or not But leave this first piece to chill, it's still hot and Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be Reason enough to just grab a knife And spread Jesus Christ On each pizza slice and Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be Reason enough to just grab a knife And spread Jesus Christ On each pizza slice and Well, I'm looking at my pizza again I'm in disbelief and Jesus chose pizza to visit me in Nick thinks I'm getting sea sick and seeing Jesus Christ, look Nick, this is Jesus He said, "Wow, I'm sitting next to Jesus" Will this happen when you add extra cheeses? Nick grabbed a knife and like tried to eat him I screamed, "No, Nick, drop the Jesus!" Can't you see? He'll give us a message But you picked up And dipped him in ketchup Now he's half gone Fool, you ate Christ But wait, is that Christ? Save the last slice And we can like just wrap this piece up But people might laugh if we have pizza And say we're psychos for wanting to know God We asked the waiter for an order to go box Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be Reason enough to just grab a knife And spread Jesus Christ On each pizza slice and Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be Reason enough to just grab a knife And spread Jesus Christ On each pizza slice and I'm off my rocker, I'm talking to cheese Sausage and pepperoni I'm speaking with Jesus Giving this pizza my testimony And only this one singular slice Of this nice piece of the pizza would listen It's like a vision of Jesus Christ! Dad said this pizza's looking delicious I said, Dad, this isn't pizza This is a vision of Jesus He knows the meaning of life But Daddy, he ate the pizza Without even thinking twice! There's no more Jesus No more pizza to talk to Call up Nicholas I think that we ought to Go back tomorrow and meet up at Pizza Hut and If that, wasn't enough Then I'm screaming, "Jesus is coming!" And people will hear me But think that I'm taking drugs Or that I'm just waking up It's a story I'm making up But I'm not! In fact I feel closer to Jesus like never before And I owe it all to a pizza Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be Reason enough to just grab a knife And spread Jesus Christ On each pizza slice and Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be Reason enough to just grab a knife And spread Jesus Christ On each pizza slice and Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be Reason enough to just grab a knife And spread Jesus Christ On each pizza slice and Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be Reason enough to just grab a knife And spread Jesus Christ On each pizza slice and Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be Reason enough to just grab a knife And spread Jesus Christ On each pizza slice and Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be Reason enough to just grab a knife And spread Jesus Christ On each pizza slice and Uhhh, I'd like a large cheese pizza With extra Jesus But uh, hold the anchovies