Jesus Is Like Pizza

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HighTyde

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Mmmm, pizza
I like pizza, how about you?
Jesus Christ is like pizza, get it?
Well, you will now, check it!

Yo, I speak in philosophical terms
Germs were spreading diseases
I make the crowd rise up like bread in the pizzas
My friend saw Jesus head in the cheeses
This was Jesus first attempt to reach us
I put down the slice and said, "Jesus Christ"
You're in my pizza, it's nice to meet you but
The fact remains you're in my main meal
You're face is right here
So what's the dang deal?
You're interrupting this meal I'm having!
He said, "Tyde, I feel your rapping!"
I've helped you through the years of practice and
Whoops I spilled your coke, here's a napkin
You can clean this mess, yes, I mean it
I'm Jesus, I'm dressed as pizza
And you can choose to believe me or not
But leave this first piece to chill, it's still hot and

Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy
Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be
Reason enough to just grab a knife
And spread Jesus Christ
On each pizza slice and
Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy
Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be
Reason enough to just grab a knife
And spread Jesus Christ
On each pizza slice and

Well, I'm looking at my pizza again
I'm in disbelief and
Jesus chose pizza to visit me in
Nick thinks I'm getting sea sick and seeing
Jesus Christ, look Nick, this is Jesus
He said, "Wow, I'm sitting next to Jesus"
Will this happen when you add extra cheeses?
Nick grabbed a knife and like tried to eat him
I screamed, "No, Nick, drop the Jesus!"
Can't you see?  He'll give us a message
But you picked up
And dipped him in ketchup
Now he's half gone
Fool, you ate Christ
But wait, is that Christ?
Save the last slice
And we can like just wrap this piece up
But people might laugh if we have pizza
And say we're psychos for wanting to know God
We asked the waiter for an order to go box

Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy
Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be
Reason enough to just grab a knife
And spread Jesus Christ
On each pizza slice and
Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy
Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be
Reason enough to just grab a knife
And spread Jesus Christ
On each pizza slice and

I'm off my rocker, I'm talking to cheese
Sausage and pepperoni
I'm speaking with Jesus
Giving this pizza my testimony
And only this one singular slice
Of this nice piece of the pizza would listen
It's like a vision of Jesus Christ!
Dad said this pizza's looking delicious
I said, Dad, this isn't pizza
This is a vision of Jesus
He knows the meaning of life
But Daddy, he ate the pizza
Without even thinking twice!
There's no more Jesus
No more pizza to talk to
Call up Nicholas
I think that we ought to
Go back tomorrow and meet up at Pizza Hut and
If that, wasn't enough
Then I'm screaming, "Jesus is coming!"
And people will hear me
But think that I'm taking drugs
Or that I'm just waking up
It's a story I'm making up
But I'm not!  In fact
I feel closer to Jesus like never before
And I owe it all to a pizza

Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy
Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be
Reason enough to just grab a knife
And spread Jesus Christ
On each pizza slice and
Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy
Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be
Reason enough to just grab a knife
And spread Jesus Christ
On each pizza slice and
Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy
Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be
Reason enough to just grab a knife
And spread Jesus Christ
On each pizza slice and
Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy
Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be
Reason enough to just grab a knife
And spread Jesus Christ
On each pizza slice and
Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy
Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be
Reason enough to just grab a knife
And spread Jesus Christ
On each pizza slice and
Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy
Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be
Reason enough to just grab a knife
And spread Jesus Christ
On each pizza slice and

Uhhh, I'd like a large cheese pizza
With extra Jesus
But uh, hold the anchovies

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