Reddit Jesus

Oh boy, I finally get to come home after arguing with those fools That McDavid is not better than Wayne Gretzky Oh, this girl has messaged me. She says she's 14 Oh, I can't wait to talk to her Every night when I come home, I hop on my Reddit Looking for a young teen girls, to message I got a lot in my DMs From 14 to 16, and you can say it's weird But no, it's not creepy. I mean I stalk their profiles sometimes and see if I can help with a wink and a smile It's not like I'm ever gonna go meet them in person jeez Hey, look You're 15, I'm 19 Is that okay with you That's great, cause it is with me Wanna play a game It's my favorite You pick a number, then I get to see your boobies Time to play my number's game And the one I've picked is 48 So how many times a day do you masturbate And kid, I don't like it when you respond late Because I tried to be nice when you needed help But now you're being mean, so I'm gonna report you Now Now I gotta go coach track and field And see the freshman girlies in their shorts Wow You're all 15 Some 14 Welcome to track and field And I'm proud to be your teacher Wanna play a game I'm gonna chase you You're gonna run away As I try to smack your booty Being a virgin has its perks I don't have to go outside When all the teens are online On r/teenagers My friends think this isn't great My dad thinks I'm a mistake And it makes me cry all night Oh, look, this girl is online You're 15 I'm 19 You wanna meet me Over at your place this evening We're gonna play a game It's my favorite I spin a bottle And then you have to kiss me Oh my god, hello It is so nice to finally meet you Oh, but whoa Uh, hello sir How can I help you Uh, I am here to hang out with your daughter I'm Josh. Fist bump No Oh, okay then Sir, I wasn't here to do anything I was just here to hang out and watch a movie with your daughter Chat logs Sir, come on We were just here to have a good time I take it you're a virgin You think I'm a virgin Yes What? Preposterous Sir, these are preposterous lies I can't control my horny level I did not say that Want me to teach you sex Have you ever seen a sex act on a cat This is mildly infuriating. I am leaving What the f**k FBI, open up! Hey, let go of me, you little bitches I didn't do anything wrong So please just get the hell away from me I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC She said she was 18 Not a teen Don't believe her She was lying to you No, I don't wanna be put on a sex offender list Bbecause I've got my whole life ahead of me And you can't destroy it now Please let me go I didn't do anything wrong So please just get the hell away from me Lol Virgin So I know we had our differences, but come on How about that fist bump, Chris hi-ya No, virgin