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Y0ung D0ug

Y0ung D0ug is a rapper and singer known for his distinct and melodic style. He rose to prominence with his unique vocal delivery and catchy hooks. Y0ung D0ug has collaborated with various artists and has gained attention for his versatile approach to music, blending genres such as hip-hop and trap. His work often explores themes of street life, success, and personal experiences. more »

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Oh boy, I finally get to come home after arguing with those fools
That McDavid is not better than Wayne Gretzky
Oh, this girl has messaged me. She says she's 14
Oh, I can't wait to talk to her

Every night when I come home, I hop on my Reddit
Looking for a young teen girls, to message I got a lot in my DMs
From 14 to 16, and you can say it's weird
But no, it's not creepy. I mean
I stalk their profiles sometimes and see if I can help with a wink and a smile
It's not like I'm ever gonna go meet them in person jeez
Hey, look

You're 15, I'm 19
Is that okay with you
That's great, cause it is with me
Wanna play a game
It's my favorite
You pick a number, then I get to see your boobies

Time to play my number's game
And the one I've picked is 48
So how many times a day do you masturbate
And kid, I don't like it when you respond late
Because I tried to be nice when you needed help

But now you're being mean, so I'm gonna report you Now
Now I gotta go coach track and field
And see the freshman girlies in their shorts
Wow

You're all 15
Some 14
Welcome to track and field
And I'm proud to be your teacher

Wanna play a game
I'm gonna chase you
You're gonna run away
As I try to smack your booty

Being a virgin has its perks
I don't have to go outside
When all the teens are online
On r/teenagers

My friends think this isn't great
My dad thinks I'm a mistake
And it makes me cry all night
Oh, look, this girl is online

You're 15
I'm 19
You wanna meet me
Over at your place this evening

We're gonna play a game
It's my favorite
I spin a bottle
And then you have to kiss me

Oh my god, hello
It is so nice to finally meet you
Oh, but whoa
Uh, hello sir
How can I help you
Uh, I am here to hang out with your daughter
I'm Josh. Fist bump
No
Oh, okay then

Sir, I wasn't here to do anything
I was just here to hang out and watch a movie with your daughter
Chat logs
Sir, come on
We were just here to have a good time
I take it you're a virgin
You think I'm a virgin
Yes
What? Preposterous

Sir, these are preposterous lies
I can't control my horny level
I did not say that
Want me to teach you sex
Have you ever seen a sex act on a cat
This is mildly infuriating. I am leaving
What the f**k
FBI, open up!

Hey, let go of me, you little bitches
I didn't do anything wrong
So please just get the hell away from me
I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC

She said she was 18
Not a teen
Don't believe her
She was lying to you
No, I don't wanna be put on a sex offender list
Bbecause I've got my whole life ahead of me
And you can't destroy it now

Please let me go
I didn't do anything wrong
So please just get the hell away from me
Lol Virgin

So I know we had our differences, but come on
How about that fist bump, Chris hi-ya
No, virgin

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