Things I Said

Don't stick your big toe in your brother's ear It looks unsightly and he cannot hear There's no excuses let me be clear I don't care if it was his idea Don't wipe your sister with a burger You kids seem to think you can get away with murder Don't stick a broad bean up your nose That's not a place a broad bean should ever go Don't throw that chair outside the window Don't drink the water from a snow globe Don't ignore me like you have no ears Did someone detonate a bomb in here Things I said that I never thought I would I admit they could be misunderstood Things I said that I never thought I would Things I said Don't spit toothpaste on the bathroom floor And rub it in unless you want a war Don't put the ice cream in pantry Unless you want to make me angry Don't store chocolate in the heating vent A shower's not a once a year event Don't kick a football in the living room Don't ask what's for dinner before noon Things I said that I never thought I would I admit they could be misunderstood Things I said that I never thought I would Things I said Yes it may sound extreme But what you do to me It may sound intense But let me say in my defence The things that I endure Turn gold into manure They'd make the sturdy faint Test the patience of a saint A saint A saint Don't go to bed when you're still fully dressed Unless you want to see me unimpressed Don't throw your sneakers into the backyard Keeping them inside shouldn't be too hard Things I said that I never thought I would I admit they could be misunderstood Things I said that I never thought I would Things I said Things I said that I never thought I would I admit they could be misunderstood Things I said that I never thought I would Things I said