Things I Said

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Don't stick your big toe in your brother's ear
It looks unsightly and he cannot hear
There's no excuses let me be clear
I don't care if it was his idea

Don't wipe your sister with a burger
You kids seem to think you can get away with murder
Don't stick a broad bean up your nose
That's not a place a broad bean should ever go

Don't throw that chair outside the window
Don't drink the water from a snow globe
Don't ignore me like you have no ears
Did someone detonate a bomb in here

Things I said that I never thought I would
I admit they could be misunderstood
Things I said that I never thought I would
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Don't spit toothpaste on the bathroom floor
And rub it in unless you want a war
Don't put the ice cream in pantry
Unless you want to make me angry

Don't store chocolate in the heating vent
A shower's not a once a year event
Don't kick a football in the living room
Don't ask what's for dinner before noon

Things I said that I never thought I would
I admit they could be misunderstood
Things I said that I never thought I would
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Yes it may sound extreme
But what you do to me
It may sound intense
But let me say in my defence
The things that I endure
Turn gold into manure
They'd make the sturdy faint
Test the patience of a saint
A saint
A saint

Don't go to bed when you're still fully dressed
Unless you want to see me unimpressed
Don't throw your sneakers into the backyard
Keeping them inside shouldn't be too hard

Things I said that I never thought I would
I admit they could be misunderstood
Things I said that I never thought I would
Things I said
Things I said that I never thought I would
I admit they could be misunderstood
Things I said that I never thought I would
Things I said

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