Hate Mail Carrier Pigeon

Woke up this morning, heard a noise outside Opened the front door and saw a pigeon on the welcome mat. I didn't welcome that But when I looked closer, I saw he had a little note attached to his leg I bent down and picked up the note Read it out loud, and here's what it said I wish you were dead I'm getting hate mail, via carrier pigeon Getting hate mail, via carrier pigeon Getting hate mail via carrier pigeon, oh yeah I thought to myself, that's quite absurd Are the post office now hiring birds? Carrier pigeons, outdated gramps At least you'll save money on computers and stamps my friend But that wasn't the end The very next day, another pigeon with a note I opened the door, picked it up, and here's what they wrote You're a terrible songwriter I'm getting hate mail, via carrier pigeon Getting hate mail, via carrier pigeon Getting hate mail via carrier pigeon, oh yeah But what I didn't know, and eventually found out Was the notes were actually from the pigeons. Yeah, the notes were from the pigeons It was so obvious, how did I miss The notes were written in pigeon English They must have evolved and learned how to write And sent me messages disguised as somebody else Just to give me a fright Was it something I did? Something I said? Or did I not offer them enough bread? I don't know I'm getting hate mail, via carrier pigeon Getting hate mail, via carrier pigeon Getting hate mail via carrier pigeon, oh yeah