We are number one but it's a Waluigi parody

SMG4 // Glitch Productions

 The easy, fast & fun way to learn how to sing: 30DaySinger.com

[SMG4 Intro]

Luigi: Hey!
[Waluigi turns]
Luigi: 
*Luigi Noises* (Waluigi... I'm sick of Mario... And everyone treating me like a no-body...)
*More Luigi Noises* (Instead of being a B-Class hero...)
*Still More Luigi Noises* (I want to be a B-class villain, like you!)
*Just Guess* (Will you teach me your ways?)

Waluigi:
Have you ever captured a hero?

Luigi:
No

Waluigi:
Have you ever... umm...
Kicked an old man?

Luigi:
[Sad Tone] No

Waluigi:
Hmm... we're going to have you a lesson in...
How to be a villain!

[Pulls out a saxophone and starts playing]

WAH!
[Spooked Luigi noise as Waluigi Wahs to "We Are Number One"]

Imma number one!
WAH!
Imma number one!

Now listen closely
Luigi: Okay
Waluigi:

If you wanna be like Waluigi...
Then you're gonna have to listen to me!
If being an evil villain is your goal...
Then you have to be a big asshole.

Wah hah hah

First, change your speech ad "WAH" around!
Make sure to only make that sound!
Luigi: Weegee?
Waluigi: No, no, no, not like that!
WAHHHH!!
Frankie The Toad: AH! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! AH!
Luigi: Wow!
[Turns to Bowser and makes a Luigi chuckle]
wah.
[Bowser punches Luigi with a "BEWM" sound effect]

[Waluigi kicks a mailbox of a house he set on fire]
[Luigi kicks a rock 2 inches away, making an evil Luigi laugh]
Waluigi:
Imma number one!

Wah hah hah
Now look at this Bob-Omb that I just bought
When I say Wah...
Be ready to THRAH!

WAH!
[Luigi throws Bob-Omb at Waluigi]
THROW IT AT HIM, NOT ME!
Errr... Let's try something else
[Bob-Omb goes kaboom]

Now listen here... Throw this shell!
It sure to make him go through hell!
Wah hah hahh!
[Luigi throws the Blue Shell at Mario]
[The Blue Shell turns around and goes towards Waluigi because "Waluigi Is Number One"]
Wait what? Wait what, no! NOO!!!
[Shell hits Waluigi]

[Insert Waluigi and Luigi trying to capture Mario as We Are Number One continues to be sung in Wahs]

[Waluigi forces Luigi into Sphaghetti costume]
Luigi: Waaaah! Oooooohoohoo!
Waluigi: Wah hah hah hah!

Mario: Hmm?
[Mario sees the "Spaghetti"]
Luigi: Noo!
Mario: WOAH!
[Mario starts, err, 

 The easy, fast & fun way to learn how to sing: 30DaySinger.com

 

Submitted by FloraTheGato on October 19, 2022

Discuss these We are number one but it's a Waluigi parody Lyrics with the community:

0 Comments

    Translation

    Translate these lyrics to another language:

    Select another language:

    • - Select -
    • 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
    • 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
    • Español (Spanish)
    • Esperanto (Esperanto)
    • 日本語 (Japanese)
    • Português (Portuguese)
    • Deutsch (German)
    • العربية (Arabic)
    • Français (French)
    • Русский (Russian)
    • ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
    • 한국어 (Korean)
    • עברית (Hebrew)
    • Gaeilge (Irish)
    • Українська (Ukrainian)
    • اردو (Urdu)
    • Magyar (Hungarian)
    • मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
    • Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Italiano (Italian)
    • தமிழ் (Tamil)
    • Türkçe (Turkish)
    • తెలుగు (Telugu)
    • ภาษาไทย (Thai)
    • Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
    • Čeština (Czech)
    • Polski (Polish)
    • Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Românește (Romanian)
    • Nederlands (Dutch)
    • Ελληνικά (Greek)
    • Latinum (Latin)
    • Svenska (Swedish)
    • Dansk (Danish)
    • Suomi (Finnish)
    • فارسی (Persian)
    • ייִדיש (Yiddish)
    • հայերեն (Armenian)
    • Norsk (Norwegian)
    • English (English)

    Citation

    Use the citation below to add these lyrics to your bibliography:

    Style:MLAChicagoAPA

    "We are number one but it's a Waluigi parody Lyrics." Lyrics.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 11 May 2024. <https://www.lyrics.com/sublyric/139439/SMG4+--+Glitch+Productions/We+are+number+one+but+it%27s+a+Waluigi+parody>.

    We need you!

    Help build the largest human-edited lyrics collection on the web!

    Watch the song video

    We are number one but it's a Waluigi parody

    5.3M
    116.1K     0

    Browse Lyrics.com

    Quiz

    Are you a music master?

    »
    Reginald Kenneth Dwight is better known by what name?
    A Frank Zappa
    B Elton John
    C Jim Morrison
    D Paul Anka

    Free, no signup required:

    Add to Chrome

    Get instant explanation for any lyrics that hits you anywhere on the web!

    Free, no signup required:

    Add to Firefox

    Get instant explanation for any acronym or abbreviation that hits you anywhere on the web!