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Blake Hodgetts

Blake Hodgetts is a songwriter and performer living in Eugene, Oregon.

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2003

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I′m taking Annie out on the internet
We're going on a virtual date
I′ll pick her up sharp around quarter to five
For her that means a quarter to eight
There won't be a question of her place or mine
I'll finger her address while our modems entwine
I′m taking Annie out on the internet
We′re going on a virtual date

I'm taking Annie out on the internet
A cyber-struttin′ dude and his doll
We'll slip through every socket on our TCP line
We′ll master every server's protocol
Her knowledge of the net has got me thoroughly awed
She′s got a cable modem and a dream-of-a-BAUD
I'm taking Annie out on the internet
We're going on a virtual date

We′ll take a cruise
Through Usenet news
From comp.sys.unix to alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die
And when we′ve read
Through every thread
We'll have to take a moment and reply

We′ll stop for tea
In IRC
We'll make a secret channel safe from passersby
And if by chance we get stuck in a MUD
Be it steamy conversation or dungeons ′n' blood
I′ll have a shot to show her I'm a cyber-stud
And maybe I'll explore her GUI

They say it′s kinda ′gooey'...

I′m taking Annie out on the internet
We're browsing till we′ve seen every site
From yahoo.com out to the Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything
Link to link, we′ll download all night
We're surfers at sport on the world's biggest stage
And flamers beware, we′ll HTTP your home page!
I′m taking Annie out on the internet
I'll log us in before it′s too late
I get out on the net with her whenever I can
We met eleven days ago in alt.startrek.fan
I'd rather not remember that she might be a man
We′re going on a virtual
Do a Google search, you will
Find us on our virtual
Date!

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