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Team Starkid

Formed at the University of Michigan in 2009, StarKid represents a coalition of writers, directors, actors and designers dedicated to creating accessible, quality theater for the modern era. StarKid is pioneering the use of the internet as a new and innovative way to produce theater, making it accessible to millions of people around the world. The art of live performance blended with the accessibility and quality of HD filming has created a new world of distribution and opportunity for theatre.

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2018

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[CHARLOTTE, spoken]
It is time

(sung)
To die!

Sorry to interrupt
But we got bones to pluck
The time for chaos is long past overdue
Death isn't optional
In fact it’s optimal
Your time is up
And now we go through you

We tried to convince you
In soliloquy
But now we'll kill you
With more than harmony!
Just die

[CHARLOTTE & SAM]
Join us
And die
Join us
And die
Join us
And die
 

All you gotta do is

Join us
And die
Join us
And die
Join us
And die

All you gotta do is!

[CHARLOTTE]
Here's how it’s gonna go
We're gonna kick your ass
And then we're gonna

[CHARLOTTE & SAM]
Fucking kick your ass

[CHARLOTTE]
We're gonna puke all that goo
Into your mouth where your food
And all your cells will renew and be enhanced
It's a death-like process that you gotta see

[SAM]
Ahhhhh
 

[CHARLOTTE (AND SAM)]
Your own body
Is your front row seat
To die!

[CHARLOTTE & SAM]
Join us
And die
Join us
And die
Join us
And die

All you gotta do is

Join us
And die
Join us
And die
Join us
And die
Join us and

Punch it!
Squeeze it!
Crush it!
Kill it!
Ride it!
Drag it!
Wind it up
Kick its nuts!
 

[SAM]
Here's how it's gonna go—

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