WAP Parody Cardi B - GUACAMOLE
Merrell Twins
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Guac in this house There's some guac in this house There's some guac in this house There's some guac in this house... I said one dollar each, I get them once a week Avocados, I want so I can eat Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah I'm gonna make some guacamole Get my knife and then I chop for some guacamole Squeeze a lime right on top for some guacamole You want them ripe not really hard Extra soft and extra large Buy a lot to make at home Not chipotle, no extra charge Cut it up, what's inside Take the pit out, put it aside Cilantro and salt, get the lime Squeeze it out, then it's time Mash it up, then combine Stir it around, looking fine I'm going to take a chip and dip It needs a little more salt It's so green, so serene I might be it for Halloween When you cook, keep it clean But don't leave the dishes in the sink Holy moly, holy moly, I love guacamole Avocado toast, yeah I eat it in the morning I eat it in my salad or make it as a dressing Put it on a burger, eat it with some veggies Feed me now, taste so wow Even my cat, yeah he said "meow" I can even serve it in a molcajete Do you want it mild or caliente? Now get your plate and a bowl For some guacamole Coming over for some dinner I got some guacamole If you don't like avocados Then I'm really sorry But I think that you should try My guacamole Look I need an onion, I need a tomato I need some peppers like a jalapeno Not a sweet one, I need a spicy one Want some healthy guac, it's already keto If you want the recipe, it's no secret Don't need a mask, I'm already wearin' it If it turns brown go on and mix it I bet you that no one will notice the difference Double dip, that's a no If you do that, then you go If you disrespect my guac, my elbow says hello My guac is fire, I put it on my tacos Looks like art, you can call me Picasso It's so smooth, just like gelato A standing ovation, they all say bravo Avocado freak yeah, part of my thesis I take them on walks, yeah even go to beaches I give them bubble baths, scrub deep in the creases Make 'em look clean, leaving people speechless In the food chain, it's a healthy fatty Antioxidants, no sugar daddy Lycopene, beta-carotene My avocados taking care of me Don't need friends, this my new gang Jojo Siwa, like a boomerang All elements, call it Avatar Aang Now we in Star Wars, bang bang bang Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah I'm gonna make some guacamole Get my knife and then I chop for some guacamole Squeeze a lime right on top for some guacamole Scoop it out, then I plop That's some guacamole Get my knife and then I chop For some guacamole I'm talking guac, guac, guac That's some guacamole Squeeze a lime right on top For some guacamole
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Submitted on October 27, 2020
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