| Trees in this house) |
| (There's some Trees in this house) |
| (There's some Trees in this house) |
| (There's some Trees in this house) |
| I said, certified nature |
| Seven days a week |
| Wood and Pine |
| Make that pull-out axe weak, woo |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah |
| Yeah, you chopping down some wood and pine |
| Bring a axe and a chainsaw for this wood and pine |
| Give me everything you got for this wood and pine |
| Beat it up, carpenter, catch a charge |
| Extra tall and extra hard |
| Put this wood right in your face |
| Swipe your nose like a credit card |
| Hop on top, I wanna ride |
| I do a kegel while it's inside |
| Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes |
| This pussy is wet, come take a dive |
| Tie me up like I'm surprised |
| Let's role play, I wear a disguise |
| I want you to park that big Mack truck |
| Right in this little garage |
| Make it cream, make me scream |
| Out in public, make a scene |
| I don't cook, I don't clean |
| But let me tell you how I got this ring (ayy, ayy) |
| Gobble me, swallow me, drip down inside of me |
| Quick jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me |
| I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be |
| I run down on him 'fore I have a nigga running me |
| Talk your shit, bite your lip |
| Ask for a car while you ride that dick (while you ride that dick) |
| You really ain't never gotta fuck him for a thang |
| He already made his mind up 'fore he came |
| Now get your boots and your coat |
| For this wet ass pussy |
| He bought a phone just for pictures |
| Of this wet ass pussy |
| Pay my tuition just to kiss me |
| On this wet ass pussy |
| Now make it rain if you wanna |
| See some wet ass pussy |
| Look, I need a hard hitter, I need a deep stroker |
| I need a Henny drinker, I need a weed smoker |
| Not a garden snake, I need a king cobra |
| With a hook in it, hope it lean over |
| He got some money, then that's where I'm headed |
| Pussy A1, just like his credit |
| He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it |
| I let him taste it, now he diabetic |
| I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp |
| I wanna gag, I wanna choke |
| I want you to touch that little dangly dang |
| That swang in the back of my throat |
| My head game is fire, punani Dasani |
| It's going in dry and it's coming out soggy |
| I ride on that thang like the cops is behind me |
| I spit on his mic and now he tryna sign me, woo |
| Your honor, I'm a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes |
| Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheating |
| Put him on his knees, give him something to believe in |
| Never lost a fight, but I'm looking for a beating |
| In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya |
| If he ate my ass, he's a bottom feeder |
| Big D stand for big demeanor |
| I could make you bust before I ever meet ya |
| If it don't hang, then he can't bang |
| You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain |
| If he fuck me and ask, "Whose is it?" |
| When I ride the dick, I'ma spell my name |
| Ah |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah |
| Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass pussy |
| Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy |
| Give me everything you got for this wet ass pussy |
| Now from the top, make it drop |
| That's some wet ass pussy |
| Now get a bucket and a mop |
| That's some wet ass pussy |
| I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP |
| That's some wet ass pussy |
| Macaroni in a pot |
| That's some wet ass pussy, uh |
| (There's some whores in this house) |
| (There's some whores in this house) |
| (There's some whores in this house) |
| (There's some whores in this house) |
| (There's some whores in this house) |
| (There's some whores in this house) |
| (There's some whores in this house) |
| (There's some whores in this house) |
| (There's some whores in this house) |
| (There's some whores in this house) |
| (There's some whores in this house) |
| (There's some whores in this house) |
WAP (Wood and Pine)
Song parody of WAP by Cardi B
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Written by: Kid Pop
Submitted on: June 04, 2022
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