Eating Tide Pods
Captain Chemical
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My generation’s old and we don’t think much of the young Bunch of fragile snowflakes who all seem lazy or just dumb But one day I was surfing when I came across a find Invented by a young kid, completely changed my mind This brilliant new idea came from a young person’s head A new way to get all fucked up, and maybe even dead So quit tickling your clitoris Quit yanking on your rod The kids have found the latest drug – this cool thing called Tide Pods They’re called Tide Pods – you eat ‘em You can still afford it even if you think you’re poor It don’t cost much money, sold in every grocery store If the cops arrest you ‘cause they think you’re on morphine Say “officer I ain’t on drugs, in fact I’m getting clean” We used to sniff glue to get high, but my God We never did nothing as fucked up as Tide Pods So quit tickling your clitoris Quit yanking on your rod The kids have found the latest drug – called eating Tide Pods Eating Tide Pods – like candy So quit tickling your clitoris Quit yanking on your rod This generation’s f*ck up drug is – swallowing Tide Pods Swallowing Tide Pods – everybody’s doing it These kids today are different, they try so many things But swallowing a Tide Pod, that’s a real awakening Not just the latest craze to sweep the nation Eating Tide Pods defines this generation Generation Tide Pod Generation Tide Pod Generation Tide Pod Generation Tide Pod Generation Tide Pod Generation Tide Pod Generation Tide Pod eat yourself some Tide Pods
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