9 Figure Pasta Water
Pat Reed
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My experience in your backyard pool gon' reveal to me if you got some real money or not And speaking off the record, I don't got that kinda bread myself If I had a pool, I wouldn't be mooching off yours But I guess it pays to have friends in high places, in hot summers And I could use an afternoon to cool off It's a real far cry from doing laps in the lake and having to pull fat leeches off the side of your face When most public swimming pools these days a disgrace I prefer to do my breaststroking in a private place With maybe an ice cold lemonade and a little bit of shade As I contemplate how much you getting paid Aye, if I can dive to the bottom and my ears start to pop Shit, you must be making silly money, forreal And if it's nine feet or deeper, you might've skirted some residential zoning requirements so I'm assuming you got influence Locally, in politics Either you got someone's ear or someone's pocket Or you in bed with the ombudsman or something I mean, that wouldn't surprise me around this neighborhood What do you mean the same rules don't apply to saltwater? You telling me I'm swimming in a saline pool? When it's people out here barely buying contact solution? How lavish Aye, flick me up one time for the Gram And tell me again So when the ions are balanced That's why my hair don't dry So frizzy, brittle, and bad When I get out every time? This shit is Marco Polo's wettest fucking dream Whole pool full of pasta water, go figure I'm sorry see I'm used to above ground pools Where me and other husky children would make waves Used to try to run around in circles and see if we could spin the water like a Beyblade Hoping all the skinny kids got pulled under And if they did it was a good ass day We'd tell their parents we don't know how it happened But if you had fed him more, Mom, he'd probably have been okay Hey, all jokes aside, thanks again for hosting today You really didn't have to go out of your way But there's still one thing on my chest I must ask But you gotta promise me that you won't take it the wrong way Nah, f*ck that, let's cut the crap 9 feet deep? This close to the coast? C'mon now, I know you paid an official off With the way they say the climate is changing There's no way this gets approved without securing someone's seat next fall Nah, you're really on ya Mar-a-Lago shit I can't blame ya I never seen a pool this nice before Not a single imperfection, I never seen water cleaner I'm just saying you got the type of private pool the FBI subpoenas
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