A Tale of One Bad Rat

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John T. Wurzer

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This is the tale of one bad rat
With little feet to move his fat
He's gnawing at the lace edge of your slip
With his bloody eyes and foam upon his lip
This is the tale of one bad rat

It's midnight halloween and he bursts upon the scene
As his head jerks back and forth from side to side
His beady eyes are red and his conscience almost dead
Yet he creeps on through the alley full of pride
His tail drags on behind him like a virgins wedding train
His chubby sides vibrating like an awning in the rain
You'd better watch your step tonight you'd better hide your welcome mat
Because you don't want to make his acquaintance because he's one bad rat

This is the tale of one bad rat
With little feet to move his fat
He's gnawing at the lace edge of your slip
With his bloody eyes and foam upon his lip
This is the tale of one bad rat

A woman stands by the dumpster dressed in leather silk and lust
She's been searching all her life for a simple man to trust
With a needle in her forearm and a dagger in her heart
He eyes her tender ankle like a misdirected dart
He tip toes up behind her and then he bites her on the calf
As she screams and stumbles backwards he breathes an evil laugh
And as she's writhing in the trash bin covered up with grease and fat
He revels in the mayhem because he's one bad rat

This is the tale of one bad rat
With little feet to move his fat
He's gnawing at the lace edge of your slip
With his bloody eyes and foam upon his lip
This is the tale of one bad rat

He scampers off towards main street where the dealers are wearing chains
As they slide their bits of poison towards the lifeless morning rains
The theater is letting out society is fat
He's wading up the gutter toward a painted virgin net
She's flagging down a yellow cab and he hops in through the door
He crawls up on her thigh and she wails like someone's whore
She passes out he snickers as he's nibbling on her cat
The driver runs a red light because he's one bad rat

This is the tale of one bad rat
With little feet to move his fat
He's gnawing at the lace edge of your slip
With his bloody eyes and foam upon his lip
This is the tale of one bad rat

The cops then pull the cabby to the side of seventh ave
They're putting him in handcuffs and saying
What else do you have?
A virgin in your backseat and a kilo in the trunk
Well it's obvious you've had a few
It's obvious you're drunk
The cabby is laying face down and the cop screams
Not a move
The rat crawls up the cabby's arm and then he bites him very smooth
He throws both arms up toward the sky and gets shot there lying flat
With a princess on his floorboard and one bad rat

This is the tale of one bad rat
With little feet to move his fat
He's gnawing at the lace edge of your slip
With his bloody eyes and foam upon his lip
This is the tale of one bad rat

The sun is peeking out behind a fountain in the park
Young lovers sit and touch again pretending that it's still dark
The birds are tuning up again for one more symphony
The buses start to polluting while there's no more moon to see
There's a half bit piece of hot dog on a sidewalk like a bait
Emerging from the bushes for some breakfast he can't wait
The trash policeman sees him getting careless getting fat
Then he clubs him with a broomstick enough of one bad rat

This is the tale of one bad rat
With little feet to move his fat
He's gnawing at the lace edge of your slip
With his bloody eyes and foam upon his lip
This is the tale of one bad rat

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