A Tale of One Bad Rat
John T. Wurzer
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This is the tale of one bad rat With little feet to move his fat He's gnawing at the lace edge of your slip With his bloody eyes and foam upon his lip This is the tale of one bad rat It's midnight halloween and he bursts upon the scene As his head jerks back and forth from side to side His beady eyes are red and his conscience almost dead Yet he creeps on through the alley full of pride His tail drags on behind him like a virgins wedding train His chubby sides vibrating like an awning in the rain You'd better watch your step tonight you'd better hide your welcome mat Because you don't want to make his acquaintance because he's one bad rat This is the tale of one bad rat With little feet to move his fat He's gnawing at the lace edge of your slip With his bloody eyes and foam upon his lip This is the tale of one bad rat A woman stands by the dumpster dressed in leather silk and lust She's been searching all her life for a simple man to trust With a needle in her forearm and a dagger in her heart He eyes her tender ankle like a misdirected dart He tip toes up behind her and then he bites her on the calf As she screams and stumbles backwards he breathes an evil laugh And as she's writhing in the trash bin covered up with grease and fat He revels in the mayhem because he's one bad rat This is the tale of one bad rat With little feet to move his fat He's gnawing at the lace edge of your slip With his bloody eyes and foam upon his lip This is the tale of one bad rat He scampers off towards main street where the dealers are wearing chains As they slide their bits of poison towards the lifeless morning rains The theater is letting out society is fat He's wading up the gutter toward a painted virgin net She's flagging down a yellow cab and he hops in through the door He crawls up on her thigh and she wails like someone's whore She passes out he snickers as he's nibbling on her cat The driver runs a red light because he's one bad rat This is the tale of one bad rat With little feet to move his fat He's gnawing at the lace edge of your slip With his bloody eyes and foam upon his lip This is the tale of one bad rat The cops then pull the cabby to the side of seventh ave They're putting him in handcuffs and saying What else do you have? A virgin in your backseat and a kilo in the trunk Well it's obvious you've had a few It's obvious you're drunk The cabby is laying face down and the cop screams Not a move The rat crawls up the cabby's arm and then he bites him very smooth He throws both arms up toward the sky and gets shot there lying flat With a princess on his floorboard and one bad rat This is the tale of one bad rat With little feet to move his fat He's gnawing at the lace edge of your slip With his bloody eyes and foam upon his lip This is the tale of one bad rat The sun is peeking out behind a fountain in the park Young lovers sit and touch again pretending that it's still dark The birds are tuning up again for one more symphony The buses start to polluting while there's no more moon to see There's a half bit piece of hot dog on a sidewalk like a bait Emerging from the bushes for some breakfast he can't wait The trash policeman sees him getting careless getting fat Then he clubs him with a broomstick enough of one bad rat This is the tale of one bad rat With little feet to move his fat He's gnawing at the lace edge of your slip With his bloody eyes and foam upon his lip This is the tale of one bad rat
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