Purple Dinosaur

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I'm a purple dinosaur
Don't know what for
Got canceled and I hit the floor
My name's Barney
Purple reptilian, I used to make millions
Singing for the children now all I'm doing is alliin
I live with my cousin Habakkuk he's a stegosaurs
Racism in this place everybody just ignore us

They call me Habakkuk, straight from the Jurassic
I count my blessings but I don't know what math is
Sorry, I'm stalling got the brain the size of a walnut
Because Barney went from filet mignon to eating poison cold cuts
I got a chip on my shoulder
I wear my hood on my sleeve
Used to be an omnivore but now I'm eating leafs
Asteroid turning pterodactyls into teriyaki
Had to run with all my family now my legs are ocky
Eating new mammals like a flavor of new Takis
Two more global freezes bring it back to cousin Barney

I got a giant hole in my dinosaur heart
Sign the waver for the human race but never got to start
I used to have friends in the land before time
But now I'm taking more L's than Optimus-Prime
Baby Bop got a big contract in Toledo
Living on a yacht, munching down on golden Cheetos
BJ struck oil on his 50 acre ranch
First Dinosaur elected to the legislative branch
Riff man, PBS you did him dirty
Now the only thing he does is streaming Tik-Toks getting sturdy
Turn us intro bread and nuggets the toddlers be eating
I be hearing science facts that no one should be repeating

I'm a vegetarian no need to hid your kids
Don't blame be for what that bozo Steven Spielberg did
You historians I see you goons and you drones
You're waiting at my deathbed just to steal my femur bones

Go to the doctors I need a urologist
They got to send me a paleontologist
They cut the water so I cut my spine
Guess I won't draw a new mate at this time

I dropped to Dakota to see a collector to pay regards to my late uncle Hector
Poor Hector

I walk into the mall and every body hits the floor

It's a cold world when you're a purple dinosaur

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