Purple Dinosaur
Tiny Red Italian Spiders
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I'm a purple dinosaur Don't know what for Got canceled and I hit the floor My name's Barney Purple reptilian, I used to make millions Singing for the children now all I'm doing is alliin I live with my cousin Habakkuk he's a stegosaurs Racism in this place everybody just ignore us They call me Habakkuk, straight from the Jurassic I count my blessings but I don't know what math is Sorry, I'm stalling got the brain the size of a walnut Because Barney went from filet mignon to eating poison cold cuts I got a chip on my shoulder I wear my hood on my sleeve Used to be an omnivore but now I'm eating leafs Asteroid turning pterodactyls into teriyaki Had to run with all my family now my legs are ocky Eating new mammals like a flavor of new Takis Two more global freezes bring it back to cousin Barney I got a giant hole in my dinosaur heart Sign the waver for the human race but never got to start I used to have friends in the land before time But now I'm taking more L's than Optimus-Prime Baby Bop got a big contract in Toledo Living on a yacht, munching down on golden Cheetos BJ struck oil on his 50 acre ranch First Dinosaur elected to the legislative branch Riff man, PBS you did him dirty Now the only thing he does is streaming Tik-Toks getting sturdy Turn us intro bread and nuggets the toddlers be eating I be hearing science facts that no one should be repeating I'm a vegetarian no need to hid your kids Don't blame be for what that bozo Steven Spielberg did You historians I see you goons and you drones You're waiting at my deathbed just to steal my femur bones Go to the doctors I need a urologist They got to send me a paleontologist They cut the water so I cut my spine Guess I won't draw a new mate at this time I dropped to Dakota to see a collector to pay regards to my late uncle Hector Poor Hector I walk into the mall and every body hits the floor It's a cold world when you're a purple dinosaur
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