Four Loko

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Walk into the 711
See the alcohol and I feel like I'm in heaven
Throw up everywhere call 911
Alcohol positing in the morning
7:00
Dead before 8:00
Being sober finna me suffocate
Being high I just fucking hate
Rehab? Nah I'm finna be late
So

All I need is a Four Loko
All I want is a Four Loko
All I'll buy is a Four Loko
This shits what made me a homo

He'll be cumming all over my mountain when he cums
He'll be cumm-

If I don't get a Four Loko I'll throw some shade
When he shoots his cum
Y'all gonna get spayed
Now that wouldn't be fun.
I need to get drunk I need alc right now
I might not be 21 but I'll figure out how
If I have to shoplift then f*ck it I shall
All I need is a
All I need is a
I'm gonna ruin my liver
If they ask for ID
I'm gonna stab the cashier with scissors
When I'm shit faced I'm a hella smooth dick kisser
When I'm drunk the anal I like is fissures
So

All I need is a Four Loko
All I'll sip is a Four Loko
All I'll take is a Four Loko
I'm gonna finna kill this MoFo

I can get drilled with a size 16 strap-on
But without alcohol I feel as useless as a tampon
I be sweating like I just ran a marathon
Fat cock I can eat it like a footlong
Tomorrow I'm finna have dry heaves
I don't take dick with a penis sleeve
Corkscrew in the ass?
Orgasm to be achieved
Everyone knows I'm a god damn cherry thieve

All I need is a
All i need is a

And everyones aware I know way around a penis
I'd make a chode burn like the atmosphere of Venus
A Four Loko's my greatest fuckin weakness
Even Hellen Keller knows I'm a homo, genius
And that bitch is blind deaf and dead
So

All I need is a Four Loko
All I'll drink is a Four Loko
All I'll have is a Four Loko
I'll steal one from a disabled hobo

Finger my crack
Break your daddies back
Chop up a line
Crack my boyfriends spine

Gordon Ramsey be eating my ass he said 10 out of 10
Why not be hammered when the night's finna end?
Just drink malt liquor over and over again and again
Go to the funeral sober...
Nah just pretend
My virginity is more lost than JonBenet Ramsey
I'd like a father who can butt f*ck ram me
Four Loko Gold tastes like gasoline and candy
Hope my shit doesn't get spiked
We'll fucking see

All I need is a
All I need is a

Being sober makes me want to drown like Whitney Houston
Maybe I can get fucked in a Red Roof Inn
Mix this Four Loko with some gin
I'm gay so I've already sinned

And I'd never shoot up like Oscar Pistorius
All this Four Loko makes me feel fucking glorious
Being drunk can't handle my fucking horniness
Watch me get drugged
Guess my consent is pointless

I hate being sober more than I hate K-Pop
Drink every god damn single drop
Suck dick like a Juicy Drop Pop
My dead body can be another man's cum sock

All I need is a
All I need is a

Hung over or over hung?
Must taste like candy
He's really using tongue
That's gonna stung
I don't know
It's not easy to make a shitty ass fucking song

If I don't get my fix I'll collapse just like the twin towers
Got too drunk so I'm kicked out off all the happy hours
Imagine giving an abortion at Ruth Bader Ginsburgs babyshower
When I get drunk at the Petco all I get is scowls

Like mother Theresa, I'm a fucking bitch
I'll drink myself into a 6 foot ditch
Really gotta scratch this alchohol itch
Bitch

This Four Loko be hitting harder than Chris Brown hits Rihanna
Get drunk every day and I'm gonna
I'm finna cause some drama
Drink so much till relatives get trauma

I'm totally fucking ReRe
Vegging out harder than Muhammad Ali-li
DUI kill a family of three?
Probably
Gonna finna get Arrested?
Surely!

All I need is a
All I need is a
Four Loko
Four Loko
All I need is a
Four Loko
Four Loko
Four Loko
Four Loko

The money in his wallet goes bye-bye bye
Bye-bye bye
Bye-bye bye
The money in his wallet goes bye-bye bye
All for Dior

You have one new voice mail from, "The Faggy Cum Dumpster"

Hey I-I'm sorry I'm kinda like dru-drunk
Um I just wanna say
F*ck you
F*ck this song
And f*ck you
Bitch

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