Four Loko
Mr.FingersDudes
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Walk into the 711 See the alcohol and I feel like I'm in heaven Throw up everywhere call 911 Alcohol positing in the morning 7:00 Dead before 8:00 Being sober finna me suffocate Being high I just fucking hate Rehab? Nah I'm finna be late So All I need is a Four Loko All I want is a Four Loko All I'll buy is a Four Loko This shits what made me a homo He'll be cumming all over my mountain when he cums He'll be cumm- If I don't get a Four Loko I'll throw some shade When he shoots his cum Y'all gonna get spayed Now that wouldn't be fun. I need to get drunk I need alc right now I might not be 21 but I'll figure out how If I have to shoplift then f*ck it I shall All I need is a All I need is a I'm gonna ruin my liver If they ask for ID I'm gonna stab the cashier with scissors When I'm shit faced I'm a hella smooth dick kisser When I'm drunk the anal I like is fissures So All I need is a Four Loko All I'll sip is a Four Loko All I'll take is a Four Loko I'm gonna finna kill this MoFo I can get drilled with a size 16 strap-on But without alcohol I feel as useless as a tampon I be sweating like I just ran a marathon Fat cock I can eat it like a footlong Tomorrow I'm finna have dry heaves I don't take dick with a penis sleeve Corkscrew in the ass? Orgasm to be achieved Everyone knows I'm a god damn cherry thieve All I need is a All i need is a And everyones aware I know way around a penis I'd make a chode burn like the atmosphere of Venus A Four Loko's my greatest fuckin weakness Even Hellen Keller knows I'm a homo, genius And that bitch is blind deaf and dead So All I need is a Four Loko All I'll drink is a Four Loko All I'll have is a Four Loko I'll steal one from a disabled hobo Finger my crack Break your daddies back Chop up a line Crack my boyfriends spine Gordon Ramsey be eating my ass he said 10 out of 10 Why not be hammered when the night's finna end? Just drink malt liquor over and over again and again Go to the funeral sober... Nah just pretend My virginity is more lost than JonBenet Ramsey I'd like a father who can butt f*ck ram me Four Loko Gold tastes like gasoline and candy Hope my shit doesn't get spiked We'll fucking see All I need is a All I need is a Being sober makes me want to drown like Whitney Houston Maybe I can get fucked in a Red Roof Inn Mix this Four Loko with some gin I'm gay so I've already sinned And I'd never shoot up like Oscar Pistorius All this Four Loko makes me feel fucking glorious Being drunk can't handle my fucking horniness Watch me get drugged Guess my consent is pointless I hate being sober more than I hate K-Pop Drink every god damn single drop Suck dick like a Juicy Drop Pop My dead body can be another man's cum sock All I need is a All I need is a Hung over or over hung? Must taste like candy He's really using tongue That's gonna stung I don't know It's not easy to make a shitty ass fucking song If I don't get my fix I'll collapse just like the twin towers Got too drunk so I'm kicked out off all the happy hours Imagine giving an abortion at Ruth Bader Ginsburgs babyshower When I get drunk at the Petco all I get is scowls Like mother Theresa, I'm a fucking bitch I'll drink myself into a 6 foot ditch Really gotta scratch this alchohol itch Bitch This Four Loko be hitting harder than Chris Brown hits Rihanna Get drunk every day and I'm gonna I'm finna cause some drama Drink so much till relatives get trauma I'm totally fucking ReRe Vegging out harder than Muhammad Ali-li DUI kill a family of three? Probably Gonna finna get Arrested? Surely! All I need is a All I need is a Four Loko Four Loko All I need is a Four Loko Four Loko Four Loko Four Loko The money in his wallet goes bye-bye bye Bye-bye bye Bye-bye bye The money in his wallet goes bye-bye bye All for Dior You have one new voice mail from, "The Faggy Cum Dumpster" Hey I-I'm sorry I'm kinda like dru-drunk Um I just wanna say F*ck you F*ck this song And f*ck you Bitch
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