Register to the Rescue
Hitting Distance
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G-Grandpa? Why have you disturbed my slumber? I-I'm so sorry. I came out to my mother and father, and they were so angry I ran out without much thought. I didn't mean to disturb you. You're gay? So my theory's right! T-Theory? Yes, my little duckling. I theorized that lads who tend to ignore the advances of women fancy that of fellow males. My lord, m-my lord. What do you know anyways! Are you gay? Well, you see little one, In my younger days, I wasted away on a poor farm Funds never stocked up high, and I would often cry Even though I was a hopeless mallard, woman I often courted Once I hit my late teens, I left for the Big Apple I invested in stocks even though my pockets lined with rocks Eventually, I grew lucky with a few of my choices And suddenly my funds grew boisterous With my funds I ventured to a strip club where I found myself completely flaccid That was until I saw the bartender, then I grew completely firm That's when I realized I was attracted to other drakes Which sparked a question in my brain: Does being rich make you gay? Well, that's what they say As soon as funds started pouring in, Woman became boring Does being rich make you queer? Well, hey, I am here As soon as I bought shares of stocks I started to like boys Does being rich make you swing the other way? 'Cause after I bought a mansion All I wanted was man friends, ooh Even though I fucked and had been fucked by drakes I had to hide my sinful ways behind a facade So, I got married to a hen named Peggy Everything was fine for a while, we mated once and it was repulsive Luckily, she got pregnant to our one and only son, Joseph While he grew, I still spent my time in bathhouses But, unfortunately, I started growing weak and sick A trip to the doctor later revealed I had AIDS I explained it was probably from bad water, but I knew the truth After the diagnoses, I spent several weeks dwindling down to nothing A gay rich man, how sad, right? Though the question in my head still remained: Does being rich make you gay? Well, that's what they say As soon as funds started pouring in, Woman became boring Does being rich make you queer? Well, hey, I am here As soon as I bought shares of stocks I started to like boys Does being rich make you swing the other way? 'Cause after I bought a mansion All I wanted was man friends, ooh
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Written by: Alex Farkasch, Lee Richardson
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