The Morons of the Border Patrol

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Morons of the Border Patrol

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Lived in Chivato Beach
I lived in East LA
Had a bitchin' low rider
Cops towed it away

I called my uncle Tito
Cause I had no money
He said listen to this
I think it might sound funny but

Whoa-oh-oh-oh
We run the Border Patrol
I went straight into green
From the barrio
And now I'm in the Border Patrol

With my best t-shirt
My best flip flop shoes
I met with La Migra
For the interview
Five seconds later
Said I got the job
And a big fat ol' paycheck
For being a slob

I went straight from the ghetto
Straight outta the hood
Right through their academy
Like they told me I would
Now I'm wearing some green
Got me a badge and a gun
It's like I'm undercover smuggling aliens

Whoa-oh-oh-oh
We run the Border Patrol
We keepin' it ghetto
We keepin' it fun
We running the Border Patrol

I worked at Walmart or Micky Dees
I never bothered with a GED
Then I talked a guy
In some fancy greens
Said I could be an Agent so easily
Cause cholos and bangers other criminals too
Are getting hired right now
Why not a Rastaman too?

Gettin' hired was easy
Sister gave it a try
Hired on the spot
She didn't have to apply
She got promoted to supervisor right away
Now she's doing her bosses in the office all day

My buddy Wu, he got an intel job
It didn't matter that he was with the Chinese mob
Stole a truckload full of secret government gear
Ain't nobody seen him
Since he disappeared

Whoa-oh-oh-oh
We run the Border Patrol
Do something dumb and you might promote
Yeah you'll run the Border Patrol

I was drinking tequila and Corona brews
Then my homies said 'bounce'
And it was time to cruise
So we jumped in my pickup
We was driving away
With the po-po behind us
The whole pinche way

Cop pulled us over "You been drinking, son?"
Said, "I'm La Migra, cop! Look at my badge and my gun?"
He said "Get outta the car, boys, and reach for the sun!"
That's when me and my homies we decided to run, we singing

Whoa-oh-oh-oh
We run the Border Patrol
Hired on the spot
When we was out on parole now
We run the Border Patrol

Whoa-oh-oh-oh
We run the Border Patrol
We runnin' the Red Light right under their nose yeah
We run the Border Patrol

Whoa-oh-oh-oh
We run the Border Patrol
We got it just like we like it it's outta control yeah
We run the Border Patrol

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