The Morons of the Border Patrol
Morons of the Border Patrol
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Lived in Chivato Beach I lived in East LA Had a bitchin' low rider Cops towed it away I called my uncle Tito Cause I had no money He said listen to this I think it might sound funny but Whoa-oh-oh-oh We run the Border Patrol I went straight into green From the barrio And now I'm in the Border Patrol With my best t-shirt My best flip flop shoes I met with La Migra For the interview Five seconds later Said I got the job And a big fat ol' paycheck For being a slob I went straight from the ghetto Straight outta the hood Right through their academy Like they told me I would Now I'm wearing some green Got me a badge and a gun It's like I'm undercover smuggling aliens Whoa-oh-oh-oh We run the Border Patrol We keepin' it ghetto We keepin' it fun We running the Border Patrol I worked at Walmart or Micky Dees I never bothered with a GED Then I talked a guy In some fancy greens Said I could be an Agent so easily Cause cholos and bangers other criminals too Are getting hired right now Why not a Rastaman too? Gettin' hired was easy Sister gave it a try Hired on the spot She didn't have to apply She got promoted to supervisor right away Now she's doing her bosses in the office all day My buddy Wu, he got an intel job It didn't matter that he was with the Chinese mob Stole a truckload full of secret government gear Ain't nobody seen him Since he disappeared Whoa-oh-oh-oh We run the Border Patrol Do something dumb and you might promote Yeah you'll run the Border Patrol I was drinking tequila and Corona brews Then my homies said 'bounce' And it was time to cruise So we jumped in my pickup We was driving away With the po-po behind us The whole pinche way Cop pulled us over "You been drinking, son?" Said, "I'm La Migra, cop! Look at my badge and my gun?" He said "Get outta the car, boys, and reach for the sun!" That's when me and my homies we decided to run, we singing Whoa-oh-oh-oh We run the Border Patrol Hired on the spot When we was out on parole now We run the Border Patrol Whoa-oh-oh-oh We run the Border Patrol We runnin' the Red Light right under their nose yeah We run the Border Patrol Whoa-oh-oh-oh We run the Border Patrol We got it just like we like it it's outta control yeah We run the Border Patrol
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